Mowgli.. The Forest Dater

I preface this entry with saying that I took a deep breath before I started typing. Last night while I was watching some documentary educational programming [clearly I was watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey on the DVR waiting for the new episode/waiting for Weeds to come on], I decided on a commercial break to check the ol [dating site]. I don't really need to explain myself further than this point.

From: Mowgli
Subject: Wink
August 16, 2010 8:39pm
hi

From: Rosie
August 16, 2010 9:27pm
hey there

From: Mowgli
August 17, 2010 6:38am
how are you?

From: Rosie
August 17, 2010 10:21am
im all right, you?

This conversation is awesome, I'm aware. I was on the edge of my seat hoping for his next message too!! Well thankfully, he decided to im me!

[12:00:14 pm]Mowgli: doing good

[EN! Oh, how I love when people say good instead of well.....]

[12:01:04 pm]Mowgli: to answer your question

[12:01:08 pm]Rosie: good to know

[12:02:34 pm]Mowgli: so have you always lived in [major metropolitan area]?

[12:03:24 pm]Rosie: yup, i dont think that i can function in other states

[12:03:34 pm]Rosie: i can visit.. but this is where i belong

[12:03:43 pm]Mowgli: why is that?

[12:04:17 pm]Rosie: im pretty loud and obnoxious

[12:05:13 pm]Mowgli: I'm not sure what that means

[12:05:47 pm]Rosie: it comes along with being from here

[12:06:03 pm]Mowgli: why is that?

[12:06:26 pm]Rosie: because [people from my particular city] are loud and obnoxious....?

[12:06:41 pm]Mowgli: are they?

[12:06:50 pm]Rosie: i just said it..

[12:06:59 pm]Mowgli: all of them?

[12:07:04 pm]Rosie: most..

[12:07:34 pm]Mowgli: I've lived in a forest most of my life

[EN! I did always love the Jungle Book..]

[12:08:04 pm]Mowgli: When I visit NY I liked it, but I don't belong there

[12:08:12 pm]Mowgli: So I know what you mean

[12:08:30 pm]Rosie: yeah.. we dont have much in the tree department unless you go to the park

[12:08:48 pm]Mowgli: I lived away from people

[EN! There was another guy that did that too.. Recognize him?]

[12:08:59 pm]Mowgli: Hopefully I will go back there

[12:12:03 pm]Mowgli: The Twilight Zone

[12:12:09 pm]Rosie: what?

[12:12:10 pm]Mowgli: may be the only thing we have in common

[12:12:13 pm]Mowgli: ;)

[12:12:19 pm]Rosie: oh

[12:12:23 pm]Rosie: could be

[12:12:34 pm]Mowgli: I didn't see anything else in your profile

[12:12:39 pm]Mowgli: that I could relate too

[12:12:41 pm]Mowgli: or talk about

[12:12:43 pm]Mowgli: lol

[12:12:43 pm]Rosie: you messaged me..

[12:12:47 pm]Mowgli: I know.

[12:12:50 pm]Mowgli: ;)

[12:14:12 pm]Mowgli: I think it was by random

[12:14:16 pm]Mowgli: I was just bored

[12:14:42 pm]Rosie: thanks

[12:14:48 pm]Mowgli: No problem

[12:15:08 pm]Mowgli: If you want to talk about things

[12:15:18 pm]Mowgli: that we both would...umm...not understand each other on

[12:15:38 pm]Mowgli: let me know

[12:15:38 pm]Mowgli: ;)

[12:15:40 pm]Mowgli: .

[12:16:08 pm]Rosie: huh?

[12:16:20 pm]Mowgli: Oh because I don't do anything that you do

[12:16:26 pm]Mowgli: and you don't do anything that I do

[12:19:30 pm]Rosie: you dont have friends that do things separately from you?

[12:26:27 pm]Mowgli: you know what is interesting?

[12:27:49 pm]Rosie: no..?

[12:27:57 pm]Rosie: well.. i mean.. i know a lot of interesting things..

[12:28:17 pm]Mowgli: how one's mood changes depending on what fork one eats with

[12:28:20 pm]Mowgli: strange...

[EN! What?!?!?]

[12:30:27 pm]Mowgli: perhaps we can figure out something that we both have in common besides the The Twilight Zone

[12:31:45 pm]Mowgli: Although I am not a cat person

[EN! Newsflash to the world, me neither! But I do love my kittens..]

[12:31:52 pm]Mowgli: So yet again more difference

[12:31:58 pm]Mowgli: ;)

[12:33:03 pm]Rosie: youre not really backing up any reason that youd have imed me..

[12:33:37 pm]Mowgli: I am a postmodernist I do not need to based off my philosophy

[12:33:39 pm]Mowgli: ;)

[12:36:44 pm]Rosie: im not really sure what youre going for here..

[12:39:15 pm]Mowgli: I come in peace

[12:41:16 pm]Mowgli: Do [people from my city!] believe in peace?

[12:41:45 pm]Rosie: i dont doubt that you do, but youre the one pointing out that we have nothing in common

[12:41:55 pm]Mowgli: Using logic

[12:41:56 pm]Mowgli: yes

[12:42:08 pm]Mowgli: But that doesn't mean we can't find something in common

[12:44:11 pm]Mowgli: when I first contacted you I did so out of boredom

[EN! Ladies and gentlemen! Mowgli: THE CHARMER!]

[12:44:18 pm]Mowgli: Now I am trying to see if there is a reason

[12:44:22 pm]Mowgli: to keep talking to you

[12:45:27 pm]Mowgli: I figure as a [person from my city!] you can handle directness

[12:45:36 pm]Mowgli: brb

Sadly, he hasn't come back. I also didn't ask him to.

loveandlollipops,
senorita rosalita xo

Salt and Pepa!

It's been a while! I've been getting messages, I just haven't had anything GREAT lately. So, I realize I'm awesome and gorgeous, but I'm of the few people in the world that isn't such a fan of Angelina Jolie, so this is actually just lost on me.

Your profile is real unique...

You seem like a great catch: intelligent, sassy, etc. Was that you in SALT, or was that Angelina Jolie? :)

While I in fact am intelligent and sassy [and of course some etc], I don't think that I look like her. Sir, your lines will not work on me. Go on your way. Also, your page was boring. As for the the Pepa part, please refer to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU&feature=av2e . Please learn all dance move by 5pm next Friday.

love,
senorita rosalita!