Mowgli.. The Forest Dater

I preface this entry with saying that I took a deep breath before I started typing. Last night while I was watching some documentary educational programming [clearly I was watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey on the DVR waiting for the new episode/waiting for Weeds to come on], I decided on a commercial break to check the ol [dating site]. I don't really need to explain myself further than this point.

From: Mowgli
Subject: Wink
August 16, 2010 8:39pm
hi

From: Rosie
August 16, 2010 9:27pm
hey there

From: Mowgli
August 17, 2010 6:38am
how are you?

From: Rosie
August 17, 2010 10:21am
im all right, you?

This conversation is awesome, I'm aware. I was on the edge of my seat hoping for his next message too!! Well thankfully, he decided to im me!

[12:00:14 pm]Mowgli: doing good

[EN! Oh, how I love when people say good instead of well.....]

[12:01:04 pm]Mowgli: to answer your question

[12:01:08 pm]Rosie: good to know

[12:02:34 pm]Mowgli: so have you always lived in [major metropolitan area]?

[12:03:24 pm]Rosie: yup, i dont think that i can function in other states

[12:03:34 pm]Rosie: i can visit.. but this is where i belong

[12:03:43 pm]Mowgli: why is that?

[12:04:17 pm]Rosie: im pretty loud and obnoxious

[12:05:13 pm]Mowgli: I'm not sure what that means

[12:05:47 pm]Rosie: it comes along with being from here

[12:06:03 pm]Mowgli: why is that?

[12:06:26 pm]Rosie: because [people from my particular city] are loud and obnoxious....?

[12:06:41 pm]Mowgli: are they?

[12:06:50 pm]Rosie: i just said it..

[12:06:59 pm]Mowgli: all of them?

[12:07:04 pm]Rosie: most..

[12:07:34 pm]Mowgli: I've lived in a forest most of my life

[EN! I did always love the Jungle Book..]

[12:08:04 pm]Mowgli: When I visit NY I liked it, but I don't belong there

[12:08:12 pm]Mowgli: So I know what you mean

[12:08:30 pm]Rosie: yeah.. we dont have much in the tree department unless you go to the park

[12:08:48 pm]Mowgli: I lived away from people

[EN! There was another guy that did that too.. Recognize him?]

[12:08:59 pm]Mowgli: Hopefully I will go back there

[12:12:03 pm]Mowgli: The Twilight Zone

[12:12:09 pm]Rosie: what?

[12:12:10 pm]Mowgli: may be the only thing we have in common

[12:12:13 pm]Mowgli: ;)

[12:12:19 pm]Rosie: oh

[12:12:23 pm]Rosie: could be

[12:12:34 pm]Mowgli: I didn't see anything else in your profile

[12:12:39 pm]Mowgli: that I could relate too

[12:12:41 pm]Mowgli: or talk about

[12:12:43 pm]Mowgli: lol

[12:12:43 pm]Rosie: you messaged me..

[12:12:47 pm]Mowgli: I know.

[12:12:50 pm]Mowgli: ;)

[12:14:12 pm]Mowgli: I think it was by random

[12:14:16 pm]Mowgli: I was just bored

[12:14:42 pm]Rosie: thanks

[12:14:48 pm]Mowgli: No problem

[12:15:08 pm]Mowgli: If you want to talk about things

[12:15:18 pm]Mowgli: that we both would...umm...not understand each other on

[12:15:38 pm]Mowgli: let me know

[12:15:38 pm]Mowgli: ;)

[12:15:40 pm]Mowgli: .

[12:16:08 pm]Rosie: huh?

[12:16:20 pm]Mowgli: Oh because I don't do anything that you do

[12:16:26 pm]Mowgli: and you don't do anything that I do

[12:19:30 pm]Rosie: you dont have friends that do things separately from you?

[12:26:27 pm]Mowgli: you know what is interesting?

[12:27:49 pm]Rosie: no..?

[12:27:57 pm]Rosie: well.. i mean.. i know a lot of interesting things..

[12:28:17 pm]Mowgli: how one's mood changes depending on what fork one eats with

[12:28:20 pm]Mowgli: strange...

[EN! What?!?!?]

[12:30:27 pm]Mowgli: perhaps we can figure out something that we both have in common besides the The Twilight Zone

[12:31:45 pm]Mowgli: Although I am not a cat person

[EN! Newsflash to the world, me neither! But I do love my kittens..]

[12:31:52 pm]Mowgli: So yet again more difference

[12:31:58 pm]Mowgli: ;)

[12:33:03 pm]Rosie: youre not really backing up any reason that youd have imed me..

[12:33:37 pm]Mowgli: I am a postmodernist I do not need to based off my philosophy

[12:33:39 pm]Mowgli: ;)

[12:36:44 pm]Rosie: im not really sure what youre going for here..

[12:39:15 pm]Mowgli: I come in peace

[12:41:16 pm]Mowgli: Do [people from my city!] believe in peace?

[12:41:45 pm]Rosie: i dont doubt that you do, but youre the one pointing out that we have nothing in common

[12:41:55 pm]Mowgli: Using logic

[12:41:56 pm]Mowgli: yes

[12:42:08 pm]Mowgli: But that doesn't mean we can't find something in common

[12:44:11 pm]Mowgli: when I first contacted you I did so out of boredom

[EN! Ladies and gentlemen! Mowgli: THE CHARMER!]

[12:44:18 pm]Mowgli: Now I am trying to see if there is a reason

[12:44:22 pm]Mowgli: to keep talking to you

[12:45:27 pm]Mowgli: I figure as a [person from my city!] you can handle directness

[12:45:36 pm]Mowgli: brb

Sadly, he hasn't come back. I also didn't ask him to.

loveandlollipops,
senorita rosalita xo

Salt and Pepa!

It's been a while! I've been getting messages, I just haven't had anything GREAT lately. So, I realize I'm awesome and gorgeous, but I'm of the few people in the world that isn't such a fan of Angelina Jolie, so this is actually just lost on me.

Your profile is real unique...

You seem like a great catch: intelligent, sassy, etc. Was that you in SALT, or was that Angelina Jolie? :)

While I in fact am intelligent and sassy [and of course some etc], I don't think that I look like her. Sir, your lines will not work on me. Go on your way. Also, your page was boring. As for the the Pepa part, please refer to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU&feature=av2e . Please learn all dance move by 5pm next Friday.

love,
senorita rosalita!

Straight And To The Point Thursday!

There comes a time in the day where I'm bored and I HOPE for a random message. This one did the trick....

27 / M / Straight
47% match / 49% friend / 40% enemy

[12:28:47 pm]aladdin:hi
[12:29:16 pm]rosie:hello
[12:29:42 pm]aladdin:how u doin
[12:29:53 pm]rosie:im all right.. you?
[12:29:59 pm]aladdin:i am fine
[12:30:06 pm]aladdin:listen

[EN! I back the fact that he didn't want to waste his time with this next touchy subject.]

[12:30:11 pm]aladdin:i wanna marriage
[12:30:19 pm]rosie:listen, i dont care
[12:30:27 pm]aladdin:listen bye
[12:30:34 pm]rosie:im pretty sure youre going the wrong route

I could have been Mrs. Aladdin. I'm heartbroken. I need to go drown my sorrows in some iced green tea and catch up on my celebrity gossip to bring my levels back down. The Brimzmaster is on vacation this week, so I'm bored. I hope more suitors message me!

love and ice cubes,
rosie the riveter

So I'm Updating iPod And........

I signed in to help kill some time. So yeah, this literally just happened..

jason
31 / M / Straight
76% match / 72% friend / 20% enemy
[10:48:38 pm] jason: hey, im jason, and i just moved to [major metropolitan area]
[10:48:58 pm] rosie: well welcome to the city :)
[10:49:11 pm] jason: thanks...in for the night?
[10:49:20 pm] rosie: that i am
[10:49:32 pm] jason: want some company?
[10:49:41 pm] rosie: not in the least

Short and sweet, just like me!

xoxox
rosalicious

No Yes

Ignore jasonintheharbor?

Further messages from jasonintheharbor will be ignored, quietly. Also they will see you as offline. (If you do this often, create filters instead.)

PS! The Brimley 5 and I hung out last weekend! It'd been a while and there were cupcakes.. All is well in the world!

So! We Meet Again!

We required a bit of a break! Brimley's computer has taken a turn for the worse. He needs some herds of rams and ton of other things to fix it. Taking on the internet on my own is pretty difficult! We still have the gchat at work, but that's not really sufficient for him and his internetting.

I have compiled some messages from some suitors for your reading enjoyment! Lately there are been some slim pickins on the ol internet. I need to pump up the sarcasm like it's 1992!

#1
Here is the lovely Vlad. He and I have never conversed, yet he phrases this as if we had.....

Hi, My name is Vlad. I love your profile? Still interesting in getting to know each other?

I'm not really sure what was happening with that one.

#2
Next up! Roger. I don't what it is with these people and actually having their first names in their usernames, but whatever!

How are you honey? I liked your picture and your profile. I am waiting to hear from you. Thank you very much.

#3
And for our last of the day: Matt.

I wish people like you were at the tea house. You should take your crue to the tea house as punishment for excessive drinking.

I'm not sure if he is referring to a specific tea house or what, but I have no clue what he's talking about.

I do everything in my power to know that these people will NOT find my name out. I hope you're shaking your head too.

loveandsneezes! It's allergy season!
rosiexo

We're Boring You, Aren't We?

Rosie here to apologize for the lack of updates. Brimzapalooza and I have been working on some new ideas for the ol' blog. We were getting bored of the [dating site] so we've decided to look into other options. We've got a few ideas in the works, we just need to get the ball rolling so that we'll have enough to entertain everyone.

Today, we talked about the various amounts of animal vomit that we've encountered in the past week. As you can see, life is good. ANYWAY! We'll be better soon, we just need to get everything together so that we'll have a steady stream of all new crazies.

Stay tuned!

xoxox

rosie and brimley

Senorita Bitchslap!!

Over the past 5ish months of having these whackjobs message and harass me, I've discovered a few things. One of which being that these men [using that term loosely] think that just because they want to talk to you, they just assume that you want to talk to them. I live in a major city, I have many a friend who drinks, I go to a lot of bars against my will. Even people in bars get the hint when you're not into them. The difference between a public place and on the internet is that someone can smile at you in a bar, on the street, while using public transportation, etc and you have the option to not smile back. Here in the land of the tubes, similar to Mario 3 - world 7 - level 6, it's all free range to these dudes.

So! Here we have Nabil. I'm not too down with smalltalk even from my friends, but I'm even more against it when someones iming me on a dating site. The truth of the matter is that they have every option to message me before sending an im, the reason that I started this blog was for the sheer fact that people tend to skip that step in the meeting process. I fully believe that you should have the option rather than an order to speak with someone. Nabil does not agree, apparently. ALSO! Who starts a conversation with a wink and then uses one syllable 'sentences'?!?

34/M/Straight55% match / 43% enemy

[3:13:57 pm]nabil: ;)
[3:14:25 pm]rosie: hello
[3:15:08 pm]nabil: hi
[3:15:21 pm]nabil: work?
[3:15:37 pm]rosie: yes, im working

[3:16:16 pm]nabil: Can you chat?

[3:16:24 pm]rosie: yup

[3:16:29 pm]nabil: don't want you to get into trouble

[3:16:44 pm]nabil: I am Nabil

[3:17:13 pm]rosie: i dont give out my name, sorry

[3:17:19 pm]nabil: its ok

[Editor's Note! I'm glad that he grants me approval.]

[3:17:30 pm]nabil: mistery Woman?

[EN! I'm also glad that he cant spell.. No.. Actually - I'm not.]

[3:17:43 pm]rosie: sure, you can refer to me as that.. if youd like

[3:17:52 pm]nabil: that works

[3:18:40 pm]nabil: so tell me, what are you here for?

[EN! I don't really have an answer for that. I figure most people would just assume dating or some form of it.]

[3:20:23 pm]nabil: i doesn't sound that there is any intrest from your part.

[3:20:36 pm]nabil: kindly have a good day. and good luck :)

[3:21:41 pm]rosie: i just see that as a pointless question

[EN! Enter Miss Rosie and her bitch brigade.]

[3:22:51 pm]nabil: People come here for different reasons, and i used it as an icebreaker

[3:24:00 pm]rosie: im not really into the whole smalltalk thing.. sorry..

[3:24:13 pm]nabil: Small talk?
[3:24:28 pm]nabil: i guess

[3:24:40 pm]rosie: yeah.. like you obviously messaged me because something on my page jumped out at you.. i dont see what you and i have in common though..

[3:25:48 pm]nabil: Well + & - have nothing in common either but they are inseparable

[3:27:08 pm]rosie: ok that really doesnt have any kind of relevance in this conversation..

[3:27:28 pm]nabil: it does actually

[3:27:37 pm]nabil: to me at least

[3:28:02 pm]rosie: ok, but what made you message me?

[3:28:06 pm]nabil: cuz what would two people who have things in common have to offer each other

[EN! Well, I'd say a lot. Most of the time, I like having a few things here and there in common with the people that I talk to. Moron... ]

[3:28:17 pm]nabil: Cuz you are pretty

[3:28:19 pm]rosie: a conversation better than this?

[3:28:20 pm]nabil: 1

[3:28:30 pm]rosie: thanks, but that really doesnt hold up in any kind of conversation

[3:28:50 pm]nabil: that was the honest truth

[3:28:57 pm]nabil: i thought you were pretty

[3:29:52 pm]nabil: and as i read your profile and did strike me that you were also witty

[3:30:12 pm]rosie: that i am

[3:30:19 pm]nabil: i can tell

[3:30:38 pm]nabil: so yeah, what else can a man ask for in a girl

[3:30:54 pm]nabil: pretty witty

[3:31:13 pm]rosie: being able to have a conversation....? maybe?

[3:31:20 pm]nabil: i guess striking a conversation with you will be the next step

[3:31:29 pm]nabil: ahhh

[3:31:36 pm]nabil: exactly

[3:31:42 pm]rosie: usually, on the internet.. id say thats probably included in the first step

[3:32:54 pm]nabil: i have been on this site for sometime now, and i learned that people come here for different reasons

[EN! I would KILL to see this dude on an actual first date.]

[3:33:39 pm]nabil: perverts, one night stands, marriage you name it

[3:34:05 pm]rosie: yeah well.. im not into any of those things, so.. theres that

[3:34:16 pm]nabil: ok

[3:34:37 pm]nabil: are you upset? cause i don't want to be the one to ruin your day

[3:35:07 pm]rosie: it takes a whole lot more than a random conversation to ruin my day

[3:35:16 pm]nabil: ok

[3:35:20 pm]nabil: glad to hear

[3:35:49 pm]nabil: welll, can we still cat?

[3:35:56 pm]nabil: or is that an odd Q

[EN! I got really close to wanting to talk to him about cats at this point, but I held back.]

[3:36:20 pm]rosie: i dont see what were chatting about here..

[3:36:38 pm]nabil: i guess that was the ice breaker

[3:37:12 pm]rosie: i dont see why youre implying that we need an ice breaker.. if youre messaging me you should have something to talk about

[3:38:17 pm]nabil: i have plenty but i am trying to be a gentleman and let a lady speak first

[3:38:31 pm]nabil: after all this is a dating site

[EN! Homeboy, I could talk to a wall if I had to. No one needs to give me permission to speak. I really should have asked where he was originally from, because this shit was not going ANYWHERE!]

[3:40:03 pm]rosie: youre not getting my point.. you imed me... i didnt im you.. i shouldnt have to speak first..

[3:44:42 pm]nabil: you are killing me here

[EN! You're killin' me Smalls!]

[3:57:12 pm]rosie: i dont see what im doing beyond stating fact

[4:03:52 pm]nabil: ok, i see your point

[4:05:02 pm]nabil: Left wing or Right Wing?

[4:05:22 pm]rosie: you have got to be kidding me with these questions dude

[4:05:33 pm]nabil: lol

[4:06:01 pm]rosie: theres no way that you can think this is going anywhere

[4:06:27 pm]nabil: honestly, i really don't know what to ask nor say at this point. But one thing I am sure of i like you

[4:06:59 pm]nabil: i don't want to state the obvious either

[4:07:11 pm]rosie: we dont have anything to TALK about.. this supposed to be a way to get to know someone.. i dont see us having anything in common therefore i dont know what you are getting at

[4:07:39 pm]rosie: stating what obvious!? obviously i dont think we can keep a conversation going here dude.. theres no substance in this at all

[4:07:47 pm]rosie: youre asking me about politics

[4:09:07 pm]nabil: Wow, you are very Hostile

[EN! Holstile is NOT a proper noun.]

[4:09:37 pm]rosie: well yes, NOW youre starting to get on my nerves.. i dont see where this conversation is going.. at all

[EN! I still don't know what he thinks was the obvious. I'll go on a limb for myself and state the obvious though, there was no way I was ever going to meet this fool.]

[4:09:43 pm]nabil: makes me wonder why you are came to this site in the first place.

[4:09:49 pm]nabil: get on your nerve

[4:10:00 pm]nabil: it a human being you are talking to lady

[EN! Yup, these are the people that 'like' me.]

[4:10:13 pm]nabil: have a good day

[4:10:24 pm]rosie: you dont even know me yet you just told me you like me.. do you even see why thats weird.. at all?

[4:10:30 pm]rosie: yeah, dude.. you too

[4:11:18 pm]nabil: i did like you at first sight, but looks can be deceiving.

[4:12:08 pm]rosie: next time you message someone and expect a conversation, think of a topic..

[4:12:41 pm]nabil: conversations actually are a two way street

[4:13:19 pm]rosie: YOU messaged ME.. i didnt message you.. and from your page, i wouldnt have anyway.. we have nothing in common

[4:13:45 pm]nabil: this is what this site is for.

[4:13:55 pm]nabil: you like someone you say hi.

[4:14:24 pm]rosie: usually if you 'like' someone.. you would have something to actually talk about

[4:14:38 pm]nabil: actually NO

[EN! Hahaha well from MY experience at least!!]

[4:14:56 pm]nabil: i think saying hi is more then enough

[EN! The grammar, bro... The grammar!]

[4:15:06 pm]rosie: well this case, actually YES.. im a verbalperson.. i need to have something to talk to someone about when i want to actually communicate

[4:15:22 pm]nabil: You are not at a lecture

[4:15:33 pm]nabil: this is a dating site

[4:15:38 pm]nabil: and free

[4:15:50 pm]rosie: and if youre trying to DATE someone you should have some kind of commonalities

[4:15:51 pm]nabil: they have those option on [pay dating site...]

[4:16:13 pm]rosie: what option? not having people annoy you because they think youre good looking?

[4:16:25 pm]nabil: actually NO

[EN! What's with the caps here, sir? Chill, dude..]

[4:16:49 pm]nabil: sort people by what they can/can't say

[4:17:17 pm]rosie: im not telling you what to say.. im telling you that you and i have nothing in common to have a conversation about

[4:17:33 pm]nabil: Yes wit and intellect is a good think to have, but manners is a fashion that never goes out of style

[4:17:46 pm]nabil: fine

[4:17:51 pm]rosie: conversation never goes out of style either

[EN! And neither does a Chanel suit!!]

[4:18:47 pm]nabil: Sorry but you aremissing the point

[4:18:55 pm]nabil: missing*

[4:19:11 pm]rosie: im pretty sure youre doing the same..

[4:19:18 pm]nabil: not really

[4:19:25 pm]nabil: i hear you loud and clear

[4:23:36 pm]nabil: Knowledge is a good commodity, but respect is better commodity

[4:26:06 pm]rosie: you lost my respect when your main reason for messaging me was that you thought i was good looking.. with nothing besides that

[4:29:32 pm]nabil: how can you judge someone that way? you don't even know me...

[4:34:16 pm]nabil: Well, I think this has gone little too far. And just so we can leave things on a good note. I wish you a good day, and apologize about not having anything to say besides "what are you here for". but bare in mind that the person sitting on the other end is human, and are not any less desiring of a chance to even say hi and be treated nicely then yourself.

[4:34:30 pm]rosie: youre judging me based on my looks.. youre JUST as wrong as you claim that i am.. wit the exception of the fact that women dont want to be looked at for just looks

[4:35:07 pm]nabil: that was the very reason i wanted you to speak first

[4:35:35 pm]rosie: i didnt message you.. you messaged me.. i didnt HAVE to speak first

[4:35:45 pm]nabil: i know

[4:35:52 pm]nabil: but still

[4:36:05 pm]nabil: i guess its just the way i was raised

[4:36:20 pm]nabil: that you have to let women speak first

Suddenly I really want to watch 'Coming to America'. Y'know.. Or 'To Catch a Predator'.

Have a good weekend!

loveandkisses!

rosie

xoxox