So! We Meet Again!

We required a bit of a break! Brimley's computer has taken a turn for the worse. He needs some herds of rams and ton of other things to fix it. Taking on the internet on my own is pretty difficult! We still have the gchat at work, but that's not really sufficient for him and his internetting.

I have compiled some messages from some suitors for your reading enjoyment! Lately there are been some slim pickins on the ol internet. I need to pump up the sarcasm like it's 1992!

#1
Here is the lovely Vlad. He and I have never conversed, yet he phrases this as if we had.....

Hi, My name is Vlad. I love your profile? Still interesting in getting to know each other?

I'm not really sure what was happening with that one.

#2
Next up! Roger. I don't what it is with these people and actually having their first names in their usernames, but whatever!

How are you honey? I liked your picture and your profile. I am waiting to hear from you. Thank you very much.

#3
And for our last of the day: Matt.

I wish people like you were at the tea house. You should take your crue to the tea house as punishment for excessive drinking.

I'm not sure if he is referring to a specific tea house or what, but I have no clue what he's talking about.

I do everything in my power to know that these people will NOT find my name out. I hope you're shaking your head too.

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