A Christmas Wish.. I Mean.. Wink...

The day that I signed up, my friends and I were winking at eachother virtually. I remember saying that I didn't understand why anyone would use this as a valid form of contact seeing as a wink in person is creepy enough.

In the past week, I've managed to acquire at least four winks. Two have been random and the rest have been from friends. The friend ones are hilarious, but the random ones? Really? A message from a stranger isn't that weird to me, why not just use a little bit of wit to say hi? I've messaged some people that have made me laugh or smile, so I don't mind a short message from someone else. I'm pretty sure that my profile says that I reply often at this point considering I know that we need the blog fodder. I'm entirely too nice to not write back to most people no matter how creepy they are.

I've gone to great lengths to make my page as asinine as possible. As much as I'd like, I can't exactly use clippings, because then this blog and fake name would be useless. I'll allow you to use your imagination as you get to know me to realize the kinds of things that it says. I'm not entirely sure that most of the people on [dating site] get the joke. It actually scares me when people don't get it yet are still messaging me and thinking that half of the things that I write are serious.

BUT! Back to the wink! A wink is not a valid for of online contact. I don't care of you don't have anything to say to me. If you have nothing to say to me based on my page, you shouldn't be messaging me in the first place. I'm sorry, when I have significantly older gentlemen winking at me, I'd rather call the cops than actually engage in a conversation on or of the internet.

'Til next time,
Senorita Rosalita, signing off

PS! While you're loving [because you know you're hooked already] our blog, click over to www.lastwash.blogspot.com to read the laundry equivilent to a dating site. Ok, that's a lie. It's a blog about watching a girl slowly crack as she's working in a laundromat and observing the wonders of the world of coin operated laundry. She won't disappont you.