Who doesn't love a matinee post?!

So! My fun day of being harassed is coming to an end. Just when I thought I was clear for the night.. I got this..

My friends and I refer to ourselves as the Crue. It's posted all over my profile. Now there we're all caught up.......

[5:43:25 pm] samnoodlebuyer:it's crew

[5:43:31 pm] rosalita:no... its not

[5:43:35 pm] samnoodlebuyer:it's sam

[5:43:46 pm] samnoodlebuyer:can i be your love?

[5:45:44 pm] rosalita:no

[5:45:57 pm] samnoodlebuyer:can i be your croe?

[5:46:25 pm] roaslita:my crue is my friends that ive known for a really long time.. that doesnt really apply to you..

[5:46:45 pm] samnoodlebuyer:then can i start to get to know you today?

[5:46:56 pm] samnoodlebuyer:would you like to let me treat you a dinner?

[5:46:59 pm] rosalita:im not sure of that either

[5:47:02 pm] samnoodlebuyer:a bowl of noodles

[5:47:03 pm] rosalita:no thanks

[5:47:18 pm] samnoodlebuyer:so... i have 100% rejection rate

[5:47:22 pm] samnoodlebuyer:i must be doing something wrong

[5:47:43 pm] rosalita:asking someone if you can be their love in the first 3 minutes might have something to do with it..

[5:48:06 pm] samnoodlebuyer:i see. thanks

I wish I could make these things up, folks.
xo,
Rosie