Senorita Bitchslap!!

Over the past 5ish months of having these whackjobs message and harass me, I've discovered a few things. One of which being that these men [using that term loosely] think that just because they want to talk to you, they just assume that you want to talk to them. I live in a major city, I have many a friend who drinks, I go to a lot of bars against my will. Even people in bars get the hint when you're not into them. The difference between a public place and on the internet is that someone can smile at you in a bar, on the street, while using public transportation, etc and you have the option to not smile back. Here in the land of the tubes, similar to Mario 3 - world 7 - level 6, it's all free range to these dudes.

So! Here we have Nabil. I'm not too down with smalltalk even from my friends, but I'm even more against it when someones iming me on a dating site. The truth of the matter is that they have every option to message me before sending an im, the reason that I started this blog was for the sheer fact that people tend to skip that step in the meeting process. I fully believe that you should have the option rather than an order to speak with someone. Nabil does not agree, apparently. ALSO! Who starts a conversation with a wink and then uses one syllable 'sentences'?!?

34/M/Straight55% match / 43% enemy

[3:13:57 pm]nabil: ;)
[3:14:25 pm]rosie: hello
[3:15:08 pm]nabil: hi
[3:15:21 pm]nabil: work?
[3:15:37 pm]rosie: yes, im working

[3:16:16 pm]nabil: Can you chat?

[3:16:24 pm]rosie: yup

[3:16:29 pm]nabil: don't want you to get into trouble

[3:16:44 pm]nabil: I am Nabil

[3:17:13 pm]rosie: i dont give out my name, sorry

[3:17:19 pm]nabil: its ok

[Editor's Note! I'm glad that he grants me approval.]

[3:17:30 pm]nabil: mistery Woman?

[EN! I'm also glad that he cant spell.. No.. Actually - I'm not.]

[3:17:43 pm]rosie: sure, you can refer to me as that.. if youd like

[3:17:52 pm]nabil: that works

[3:18:40 pm]nabil: so tell me, what are you here for?

[EN! I don't really have an answer for that. I figure most people would just assume dating or some form of it.]

[3:20:23 pm]nabil: i doesn't sound that there is any intrest from your part.

[3:20:36 pm]nabil: kindly have a good day. and good luck :)

[3:21:41 pm]rosie: i just see that as a pointless question

[EN! Enter Miss Rosie and her bitch brigade.]

[3:22:51 pm]nabil: People come here for different reasons, and i used it as an icebreaker

[3:24:00 pm]rosie: im not really into the whole smalltalk thing.. sorry..

[3:24:13 pm]nabil: Small talk?
[3:24:28 pm]nabil: i guess

[3:24:40 pm]rosie: yeah.. like you obviously messaged me because something on my page jumped out at you.. i dont see what you and i have in common though..

[3:25:48 pm]nabil: Well + & - have nothing in common either but they are inseparable

[3:27:08 pm]rosie: ok that really doesnt have any kind of relevance in this conversation..

[3:27:28 pm]nabil: it does actually

[3:27:37 pm]nabil: to me at least

[3:28:02 pm]rosie: ok, but what made you message me?

[3:28:06 pm]nabil: cuz what would two people who have things in common have to offer each other

[EN! Well, I'd say a lot. Most of the time, I like having a few things here and there in common with the people that I talk to. Moron... ]

[3:28:17 pm]nabil: Cuz you are pretty

[3:28:19 pm]rosie: a conversation better than this?

[3:28:20 pm]nabil: 1

[3:28:30 pm]rosie: thanks, but that really doesnt hold up in any kind of conversation

[3:28:50 pm]nabil: that was the honest truth

[3:28:57 pm]nabil: i thought you were pretty

[3:29:52 pm]nabil: and as i read your profile and did strike me that you were also witty

[3:30:12 pm]rosie: that i am

[3:30:19 pm]nabil: i can tell

[3:30:38 pm]nabil: so yeah, what else can a man ask for in a girl

[3:30:54 pm]nabil: pretty witty

[3:31:13 pm]rosie: being able to have a conversation....? maybe?

[3:31:20 pm]nabil: i guess striking a conversation with you will be the next step

[3:31:29 pm]nabil: ahhh

[3:31:36 pm]nabil: exactly

[3:31:42 pm]rosie: usually, on the internet.. id say thats probably included in the first step

[3:32:54 pm]nabil: i have been on this site for sometime now, and i learned that people come here for different reasons

[EN! I would KILL to see this dude on an actual first date.]

[3:33:39 pm]nabil: perverts, one night stands, marriage you name it

[3:34:05 pm]rosie: yeah well.. im not into any of those things, so.. theres that

[3:34:16 pm]nabil: ok

[3:34:37 pm]nabil: are you upset? cause i don't want to be the one to ruin your day

[3:35:07 pm]rosie: it takes a whole lot more than a random conversation to ruin my day

[3:35:16 pm]nabil: ok

[3:35:20 pm]nabil: glad to hear

[3:35:49 pm]nabil: welll, can we still cat?

[3:35:56 pm]nabil: or is that an odd Q

[EN! I got really close to wanting to talk to him about cats at this point, but I held back.]

[3:36:20 pm]rosie: i dont see what were chatting about here..

[3:36:38 pm]nabil: i guess that was the ice breaker

[3:37:12 pm]rosie: i dont see why youre implying that we need an ice breaker.. if youre messaging me you should have something to talk about

[3:38:17 pm]nabil: i have plenty but i am trying to be a gentleman and let a lady speak first

[3:38:31 pm]nabil: after all this is a dating site

[EN! Homeboy, I could talk to a wall if I had to. No one needs to give me permission to speak. I really should have asked where he was originally from, because this shit was not going ANYWHERE!]

[3:40:03 pm]rosie: youre not getting my point.. you imed me... i didnt im you.. i shouldnt have to speak first..

[3:44:42 pm]nabil: you are killing me here

[EN! You're killin' me Smalls!]

[3:57:12 pm]rosie: i dont see what im doing beyond stating fact

[4:03:52 pm]nabil: ok, i see your point

[4:05:02 pm]nabil: Left wing or Right Wing?

[4:05:22 pm]rosie: you have got to be kidding me with these questions dude

[4:05:33 pm]nabil: lol

[4:06:01 pm]rosie: theres no way that you can think this is going anywhere

[4:06:27 pm]nabil: honestly, i really don't know what to ask nor say at this point. But one thing I am sure of i like you

[4:06:59 pm]nabil: i don't want to state the obvious either

[4:07:11 pm]rosie: we dont have anything to TALK about.. this supposed to be a way to get to know someone.. i dont see us having anything in common therefore i dont know what you are getting at

[4:07:39 pm]rosie: stating what obvious!? obviously i dont think we can keep a conversation going here dude.. theres no substance in this at all

[4:07:47 pm]rosie: youre asking me about politics

[4:09:07 pm]nabil: Wow, you are very Hostile

[EN! Holstile is NOT a proper noun.]

[4:09:37 pm]rosie: well yes, NOW youre starting to get on my nerves.. i dont see where this conversation is going.. at all

[EN! I still don't know what he thinks was the obvious. I'll go on a limb for myself and state the obvious though, there was no way I was ever going to meet this fool.]

[4:09:43 pm]nabil: makes me wonder why you are came to this site in the first place.

[4:09:49 pm]nabil: get on your nerve

[4:10:00 pm]nabil: it a human being you are talking to lady

[EN! Yup, these are the people that 'like' me.]

[4:10:13 pm]nabil: have a good day

[4:10:24 pm]rosie: you dont even know me yet you just told me you like me.. do you even see why thats weird.. at all?

[4:10:30 pm]rosie: yeah, dude.. you too

[4:11:18 pm]nabil: i did like you at first sight, but looks can be deceiving.

[4:12:08 pm]rosie: next time you message someone and expect a conversation, think of a topic..

[4:12:41 pm]nabil: conversations actually are a two way street

[4:13:19 pm]rosie: YOU messaged ME.. i didnt message you.. and from your page, i wouldnt have anyway.. we have nothing in common

[4:13:45 pm]nabil: this is what this site is for.

[4:13:55 pm]nabil: you like someone you say hi.

[4:14:24 pm]rosie: usually if you 'like' someone.. you would have something to actually talk about

[4:14:38 pm]nabil: actually NO

[EN! Hahaha well from MY experience at least!!]

[4:14:56 pm]nabil: i think saying hi is more then enough

[EN! The grammar, bro... The grammar!]

[4:15:06 pm]rosie: well this case, actually YES.. im a verbalperson.. i need to have something to talk to someone about when i want to actually communicate

[4:15:22 pm]nabil: You are not at a lecture

[4:15:33 pm]nabil: this is a dating site

[4:15:38 pm]nabil: and free

[4:15:50 pm]rosie: and if youre trying to DATE someone you should have some kind of commonalities

[4:15:51 pm]nabil: they have those option on [pay dating site...]

[4:16:13 pm]rosie: what option? not having people annoy you because they think youre good looking?

[4:16:25 pm]nabil: actually NO

[EN! What's with the caps here, sir? Chill, dude..]

[4:16:49 pm]nabil: sort people by what they can/can't say

[4:17:17 pm]rosie: im not telling you what to say.. im telling you that you and i have nothing in common to have a conversation about

[4:17:33 pm]nabil: Yes wit and intellect is a good think to have, but manners is a fashion that never goes out of style

[4:17:46 pm]nabil: fine

[4:17:51 pm]rosie: conversation never goes out of style either

[EN! And neither does a Chanel suit!!]

[4:18:47 pm]nabil: Sorry but you aremissing the point

[4:18:55 pm]nabil: missing*

[4:19:11 pm]rosie: im pretty sure youre doing the same..

[4:19:18 pm]nabil: not really

[4:19:25 pm]nabil: i hear you loud and clear

[4:23:36 pm]nabil: Knowledge is a good commodity, but respect is better commodity

[4:26:06 pm]rosie: you lost my respect when your main reason for messaging me was that you thought i was good looking.. with nothing besides that

[4:29:32 pm]nabil: how can you judge someone that way? you don't even know me...

[4:34:16 pm]nabil: Well, I think this has gone little too far. And just so we can leave things on a good note. I wish you a good day, and apologize about not having anything to say besides "what are you here for". but bare in mind that the person sitting on the other end is human, and are not any less desiring of a chance to even say hi and be treated nicely then yourself.

[4:34:30 pm]rosie: youre judging me based on my looks.. youre JUST as wrong as you claim that i am.. wit the exception of the fact that women dont want to be looked at for just looks

[4:35:07 pm]nabil: that was the very reason i wanted you to speak first

[4:35:35 pm]rosie: i didnt message you.. you messaged me.. i didnt HAVE to speak first

[4:35:45 pm]nabil: i know

[4:35:52 pm]nabil: but still

[4:36:05 pm]nabil: i guess its just the way i was raised

[4:36:20 pm]nabil: that you have to let women speak first

Suddenly I really want to watch 'Coming to America'. Y'know.. Or 'To Catch a Predator'.

Have a good weekend!

loveandkisses!

rosie

xoxox

We All Have A Little Rosalita In Us!

Today's post is pretty special to me. My dear friend, who will be referred to as Miss Lefty [Leftylicious, Princess Leftronics, Lady Lefty], and I were on the company phones [aka we were on the phone at work] and I received this lovely gentleman caller's correspondence. He's got something after his name that I love possibly more than numbers.. The good ol' "4u".. Instead of his real name, which really just sounds like something I'd have made up for him, or... 4him?!, I've decided upon bigoldlosercreepoperv4u. Since that's a lot to type and we all know how much of an attention span I don't have, let's just call him 4u.

35/M/Straight38% match / 42% enemy

[4:31:43 pm]4u: hey
[4:39:42 pm]Rosalita:hi

[Editor's Note! YUP! Look at that spread of time! This is how desperate this dude was for some sweet Rosalita catty conversation!]

[5:24:59 pm]4u:how are you?
[5:26:14 pm]Rosalita:im all right, you?
[5:26:46 pm]4u:i m doing good

[EN! I should have known right off the bat that he was a winner, he said he's doing 'good'.]

[5:26:59 pm]4u:whats is your name?
[5:27:07 pm]4u:i m ram
[5:27:08 pm]Rosalita:i dont give it out

[5:27:23 pm]4u:do you want to meet up
[5:27:24 pm]4u:?

[5:27:44 pm]4u:i love sex;)

[EN! I won't even give him my name! He thinks I want to HANG OUT AND BONE?!]

[5:27:55 pm]Rosalita: good to know

[5:27:58 pm]Rosalita: not at all

[5:28:08 pm]Rosalita: what about me says yes, id like to meet up

[5:29:04 pm]4u: we will meet up and kiss , lick , suck and fuck

[EN! Well at least he has a plan, I hate people that come to the party with no kind of schedule! That's actually a lie, I really hate being told what we 'will' do.]

[5:29:29 pm]4u: are you at work?
[5:30:07 pm]Rosalita: NEVER HAPPENING

[5:30:12 pm]Rosalita: get some tact, dude

[5:30:16 pm]Rosalita: yes, im at work

[5:30:47 pm]4u:well, some people dont like sex 2 much... and i respect that...

[EN! How much do we love a 2 from Mr. 4u?!]

[5:30:57 pm]4u: but i love to fuck:)
[5:31:23 pm]Rosalita: good to know.. did you actually think i was interested too? because im clearly not

[5:31:40 pm]4u: and i have a nice size penis;)
[5:32:19 pm]Rosalita: i didnt ask

[5:34:59 pm]4u:i guess, you dont like sex!
[5:35:06 pm]4u:i respect that!!!
[5:35:17 pm]4u:i love to fuck.. love pusy;)
[5:36:25 pm]4u:what kind of work do u do?
[5:36:37 pm]Rosalita: i am so far from interested in sex with you and you take that to be that i dont like sex.. good to know

[5:37:01 pm]Rosalita: what makes you think that i want to share any inormation with you?

[5:37:46 pm]4u:listen... i m here on this site to get laid...
[5:38:03 pm]4u:i dont want a relationship or girlfriend!

[EN! I'm pretty sure he's well on his way to NOT getting any kind of relationship or girlfriend.]

[5:38:09 pm]Rosalita: listen.. I DIDNT ASK

[5:38:42 pm]Rosalita: regardless of why youre on here, i dont need you to molest me via the internet
[5:38:58 pm]4u:fuck you!
[5:39:15 pm]Rosalita: thats exactly what you WONT be doing.. ever

[5:40:56 pm]4u: you would love to have my cock in your ass
[5:42:09 pm]4u: my huge and thick cock in ur ass

[EN! Actually.. No... No, I would prefer his cock stay away from everything having to do with me!]

[5:42:52 pm]Rosalita: i realize youre getting off on this probably... and that youre only typing with one hand.. but you should really move on to the next girl... im not amused

[5:44:25 pm]4u: why do you say i m typing with one hand???

[EN! Keep in mind, this conversation happened a few days ago and last night I was watching 'To Catch a Predator' with 2 of the 3 Crue kids. This is so much more disturbing to read right now.]

[5:44:56 pm]Rosalita: because youre a fucking pervert and thats what all the amber alerts say

[5:46:00 pm]4u: i m not a pervert....stupid thing... and i type with both hands!
[5:47:32 pm]Rosalita: i realize that you are a serial killer andsocially awkward.. but you should know its bad form to call a woman stupid.. howre you gunna lure a woman in like that!?

[5:48:14 pm]4u:you are a fat cut!
[5:48:18 pm]4u:cunt

[EN! It's good to see that he made an effort to insult me.... With a typo.]

[5:48:32 pm]4u:fuck you fat cunt!
[5:49:01 pm]Rosalita: well then you fell for my bullshit.. because youre the one trying to fuck me.. not the other way around

[5:49:56 pm]4u: you wish to have me... i think i deserve better!
[5:50:52 pm]Rosalita: hahahha did you just force me into a relationship and break up with me? well damn.. im heartbroken thinking about all the stds i have to miss out on now..

[5:51:29 pm]4u: why are you still talking to me???
[5:52:10 pm]Rosalita: because you fucking idiot.. i keep a blog of all the fucking morons that message me..

[5:52:51 pm]4u:you are a FAT CUNT! i like skiny girls!
[5:53:19 pm]Rosalita: newsflash: i like good looking dudes.. did i message you? NOPE

[5:53:26 pm]4u:i dont want your ugly fat ass...you stupid thing!
[5:54:07 pm]Rosalita: you have the best vocabulary like... ever..

[5:54:59 pm]4u: i have no problem with my vocabulary... mind yours!

[EN! OBVIOUSLY he has no problem with his vocabulary! It's his OWN!]

[5:56:25 pm]Rosalita: now youre just boring me.. ive gotten all the material that i need... and now i get to block you..

Leftalots stepped it up with the std line! I definitely wouldn't have come up with that one on the spot! The best was that she'd suggest a line and I'd say "Rosie wouldn't say that!!!" My alter ego is being referred to in the third person! This is how I know I've gone insane.

Times have been a little tough in Blogland. No one's biting! I need to step it up!

xoxox!

Rosalita!

mmmmmwah!

Boring Tuesday...

Dear Readers!

I apologize for our absence! Last week was slow in the land of the crazies. The good thing is that I actually got to see W. Brimley this weekend! We exchanged awesomeness [a record and a few tshirts!] and had some good ol' vegan pizza. I'll make it up to you hopefully this week!

Love,

Rosie

Best gchat line from Brimz:
W. Brimley: senorita rosalita: master of the ever so subtle "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE"

So here we have drunkdriver25. His page was COVERED in lol's and I really dont see what made him message me besides my plumbing. He had listed on his page that he's a driver with no other information as far as TRYING to get a personality out of him. Hey, who knows. He's also not so great with the conjugating of the verbs, but that's really the least of his issues.

25/M/Straight54% match / 38% enemy

[11:59:49 am]drunkdriver25: hi there
[11:59:58 am]SR: hey
[12:00:30 pm]drunkdriver25: hows you day going
[12:00:36 pm]SR: its all right.. you?
[12:01:08 pm]drunkdriver25: have the week of so real good lol
[12:01:52 pm]SR: thats always a plus
[12:02:15 pm]drunkdriver25: to tell you the truth i get every other week off
[12:02:58 pm]SR: well thats pretty sweet
[12:03:50 pm]drunkdriver25: it can be
[12:10:49 pm]SR: ....sooooo what made you im me?
[12:11:37 pm]drunkdriver25: you looking cute

[Editor's Note! No, I'm looking at the computer screen with a blank look that these are the kind of dudes that I attract!]

[12:11:55 pm]SR: thanks
[12:12:27 pm]drunkdriver25: anytime
[12:13:23 pm]drunkdriver25: are u at work
[12:13:55 pm]SR: yeah
[12:14:07 pm]drunkdriver25: what u do
[12:14:32 pm]SR: i work at a drs office
[12:14:52 pm]drunkdriver25: cool
[12:15:06 pm]drunkdriver25: you must be bored
[12:15:30 pm]SR: a little bit yeah
[12:16:09 pm]drunkdriver25 :lol \
[12:16:29 pm]SR: sooo was there anything you wanted to talk about?
[12:17:37 pm]drunkdriver25: what arer you looking for on here
[12:21:16 pm]SR: just new friends.. its what i have listed..
[12:21:47 pm]drunkdriver25: I'm sorry I'm just very hungover
[12:22:53 pm]SR: you realize i dont drink right? and that thats kind of a turn off even for being friends with me... right?
[12:24:05 pm]drunkdriver25: oh i'm sorry

So there's the easy one. Now..... The not so easy one. If you can explain ANY of this one to me, I'll commend you. I'll have to admit, this was in the stacks from about 2 months ago. From his name, I've figured out his name is Sanju, so I'll leave it at that. Sanju just made my brain hurt and made me want to throw something heavy at my computer screen.

28/M/Straight72% match / 10% enemy

[5:43:34 pm]sanju: hey how are you doing?
[5:44:27 pm]SR: hey, im all right
[5:44:29 pm]SR: howre you?
[5:44:35 pm]sanju: not bad
[5:44:39 pm]sanju: just hanging in
[5:46:14 pm]sanju: u must be having good use of ur camera on snow
[5:47:03 pm]SR: it gets pretty old after a few days
[5:47:30 pm]sanju: but its still fresh and u still have a chance
[5:48:06 pm]sanju: moreover old stuff may also provide u good scene

[5:48:36 pm]SR: im set.. i dont really need assignments.. thanks.. im out of college
[5:48:47 pm]sanju: :)

[5:50:24 pm]sanju: so what do u do?

[5:52:42 pm]SR: i work in an office
[5:53:23 pm]sanju: i work in a bunker

[5:54:15 pm]SR: cool
[5:54:45 pm]sanju: ya it was.. but its not as safe as an ofice

[5:54:50 pm]sanju: ur lucky

[5:56:48 pm]SR: i guess

[EN! In my defense, I work in a basement!!]

[6:00:43 pm]SR: im sorry, what made you im me? im not really the kind of person that does smalltalk...
[6:01:31 pm]sanju: well ur replies were pretty small though

[6:01:51 pm]sanju: i thought u will bring up something interesting

[6:01:56 pm]SR: you imed me man... youre supposed to have a reason.. i dont need to create things
[6:02:10 pm]sanju: :) very true

[6:03:21 pm]sanju: where do u live?

[6:03:42 pm]SR: ok, seriously.. did you not read my page at all and just decided to im me....?
[6:04:16 pm]sanju: iwell it reads [city], but sometimes it might not be updated

[6:04:22 pm]sanju: it happens

[6:04:45 pm]SR: i dont even think i can justify giving you an answer for that
[6:04:56 pm]sanju: :)

[6:05:13 pm]sanju: seems ur getting mad at me

[6:05:50 pm]SR: i dont see what you and i have in common to have made you im me..
[6:06:37 pm]sanju: well we are neigbours, single and on [dating site]

[6:07:03 pm]SR: me, you, and literally 1.5 million other people dude..

This is what I REALLY didn't understand. He said he worked in a BUNKER but his page said he lived in an area close to me. The whole thing just really bothered me.

So, sorry to disappoint you. I'm hoping to crank something good out this week! Stay tuned!

xoxox

rosie!

xxx

The Crazies Don't Like The Jews!

Your blogometer has been low for us this week, huh? Well, you see - I, Rosie!, am what the call a Jew. I've been dealing with my family asking me why I'm not married and when I'm giving them my offspring for their entertainment. They clearly have no mind to my lovely suiters!

I promise to make a better effort to fish up some crazies next week. Until then, I'll be hanging out with matzah and craving burritos.

loveandmatzahballsxo

xrosiex