Boring Tuesday...

Dear Readers!

I apologize for our absence! Last week was slow in the land of the crazies. The good thing is that I actually got to see W. Brimley this weekend! We exchanged awesomeness [a record and a few tshirts!] and had some good ol' vegan pizza. I'll make it up to you hopefully this week!

Love,

Rosie

Best gchat line from Brimz:
W. Brimley: senorita rosalita: master of the ever so subtle "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE"

So here we have drunkdriver25. His page was COVERED in lol's and I really dont see what made him message me besides my plumbing. He had listed on his page that he's a driver with no other information as far as TRYING to get a personality out of him. Hey, who knows. He's also not so great with the conjugating of the verbs, but that's really the least of his issues.

25/M/Straight54% match / 38% enemy

[11:59:49 am]drunkdriver25: hi there
[11:59:58 am]SR: hey
[12:00:30 pm]drunkdriver25: hows you day going
[12:00:36 pm]SR: its all right.. you?
[12:01:08 pm]drunkdriver25: have the week of so real good lol
[12:01:52 pm]SR: thats always a plus
[12:02:15 pm]drunkdriver25: to tell you the truth i get every other week off
[12:02:58 pm]SR: well thats pretty sweet
[12:03:50 pm]drunkdriver25: it can be
[12:10:49 pm]SR: ....sooooo what made you im me?
[12:11:37 pm]drunkdriver25: you looking cute

[Editor's Note! No, I'm looking at the computer screen with a blank look that these are the kind of dudes that I attract!]

[12:11:55 pm]SR: thanks
[12:12:27 pm]drunkdriver25: anytime
[12:13:23 pm]drunkdriver25: are u at work
[12:13:55 pm]SR: yeah
[12:14:07 pm]drunkdriver25: what u do
[12:14:32 pm]SR: i work at a drs office
[12:14:52 pm]drunkdriver25: cool
[12:15:06 pm]drunkdriver25: you must be bored
[12:15:30 pm]SR: a little bit yeah
[12:16:09 pm]drunkdriver25 :lol \
[12:16:29 pm]SR: sooo was there anything you wanted to talk about?
[12:17:37 pm]drunkdriver25: what arer you looking for on here
[12:21:16 pm]SR: just new friends.. its what i have listed..
[12:21:47 pm]drunkdriver25: I'm sorry I'm just very hungover
[12:22:53 pm]SR: you realize i dont drink right? and that thats kind of a turn off even for being friends with me... right?
[12:24:05 pm]drunkdriver25: oh i'm sorry

So there's the easy one. Now..... The not so easy one. If you can explain ANY of this one to me, I'll commend you. I'll have to admit, this was in the stacks from about 2 months ago. From his name, I've figured out his name is Sanju, so I'll leave it at that. Sanju just made my brain hurt and made me want to throw something heavy at my computer screen.

28/M/Straight72% match / 10% enemy

[5:43:34 pm]sanju: hey how are you doing?
[5:44:27 pm]SR: hey, im all right
[5:44:29 pm]SR: howre you?
[5:44:35 pm]sanju: not bad
[5:44:39 pm]sanju: just hanging in
[5:46:14 pm]sanju: u must be having good use of ur camera on snow
[5:47:03 pm]SR: it gets pretty old after a few days
[5:47:30 pm]sanju: but its still fresh and u still have a chance
[5:48:06 pm]sanju: moreover old stuff may also provide u good scene

[5:48:36 pm]SR: im set.. i dont really need assignments.. thanks.. im out of college
[5:48:47 pm]sanju: :)

[5:50:24 pm]sanju: so what do u do?

[5:52:42 pm]SR: i work in an office
[5:53:23 pm]sanju: i work in a bunker

[5:54:15 pm]SR: cool
[5:54:45 pm]sanju: ya it was.. but its not as safe as an ofice

[5:54:50 pm]sanju: ur lucky

[5:56:48 pm]SR: i guess

[EN! In my defense, I work in a basement!!]

[6:00:43 pm]SR: im sorry, what made you im me? im not really the kind of person that does smalltalk...
[6:01:31 pm]sanju: well ur replies were pretty small though

[6:01:51 pm]sanju: i thought u will bring up something interesting

[6:01:56 pm]SR: you imed me man... youre supposed to have a reason.. i dont need to create things
[6:02:10 pm]sanju: :) very true

[6:03:21 pm]sanju: where do u live?

[6:03:42 pm]SR: ok, seriously.. did you not read my page at all and just decided to im me....?
[6:04:16 pm]sanju: iwell it reads [city], but sometimes it might not be updated

[6:04:22 pm]sanju: it happens

[6:04:45 pm]SR: i dont even think i can justify giving you an answer for that
[6:04:56 pm]sanju: :)

[6:05:13 pm]sanju: seems ur getting mad at me

[6:05:50 pm]SR: i dont see what you and i have in common to have made you im me..
[6:06:37 pm]sanju: well we are neigbours, single and on [dating site]

[6:07:03 pm]SR: me, you, and literally 1.5 million other people dude..

This is what I REALLY didn't understand. He said he worked in a BUNKER but his page said he lived in an area close to me. The whole thing just really bothered me.

So, sorry to disappoint you. I'm hoping to crank something good out this week! Stay tuned!

xoxox

rosie!

xxx