We All Have A Little Rosalita In Us!

Today's post is pretty special to me. My dear friend, who will be referred to as Miss Lefty [Leftylicious, Princess Leftronics, Lady Lefty], and I were on the company phones [aka we were on the phone at work] and I received this lovely gentleman caller's correspondence. He's got something after his name that I love possibly more than numbers.. The good ol' "4u".. Instead of his real name, which really just sounds like something I'd have made up for him, or... 4him?!, I've decided upon bigoldlosercreepoperv4u. Since that's a lot to type and we all know how much of an attention span I don't have, let's just call him 4u.

35/M/Straight38% match / 42% enemy

[4:31:43 pm]4u: hey
[4:39:42 pm]Rosalita:hi

[Editor's Note! YUP! Look at that spread of time! This is how desperate this dude was for some sweet Rosalita catty conversation!]

[5:24:59 pm]4u:how are you?
[5:26:14 pm]Rosalita:im all right, you?
[5:26:46 pm]4u:i m doing good

[EN! I should have known right off the bat that he was a winner, he said he's doing 'good'.]

[5:26:59 pm]4u:whats is your name?
[5:27:07 pm]4u:i m ram
[5:27:08 pm]Rosalita:i dont give it out

[5:27:23 pm]4u:do you want to meet up
[5:27:24 pm]4u:?

[5:27:44 pm]4u:i love sex;)

[EN! I won't even give him my name! He thinks I want to HANG OUT AND BONE?!]

[5:27:55 pm]Rosalita: good to know

[5:27:58 pm]Rosalita: not at all

[5:28:08 pm]Rosalita: what about me says yes, id like to meet up

[5:29:04 pm]4u: we will meet up and kiss , lick , suck and fuck

[EN! Well at least he has a plan, I hate people that come to the party with no kind of schedule! That's actually a lie, I really hate being told what we 'will' do.]

[5:29:29 pm]4u: are you at work?
[5:30:07 pm]Rosalita: NEVER HAPPENING

[5:30:12 pm]Rosalita: get some tact, dude

[5:30:16 pm]Rosalita: yes, im at work

[5:30:47 pm]4u:well, some people dont like sex 2 much... and i respect that...

[EN! How much do we love a 2 from Mr. 4u?!]

[5:30:57 pm]4u: but i love to fuck:)
[5:31:23 pm]Rosalita: good to know.. did you actually think i was interested too? because im clearly not

[5:31:40 pm]4u: and i have a nice size penis;)
[5:32:19 pm]Rosalita: i didnt ask

[5:34:59 pm]4u:i guess, you dont like sex!
[5:35:06 pm]4u:i respect that!!!
[5:35:17 pm]4u:i love to fuck.. love pusy;)
[5:36:25 pm]4u:what kind of work do u do?
[5:36:37 pm]Rosalita: i am so far from interested in sex with you and you take that to be that i dont like sex.. good to know

[5:37:01 pm]Rosalita: what makes you think that i want to share any inormation with you?

[5:37:46 pm]4u:listen... i m here on this site to get laid...
[5:38:03 pm]4u:i dont want a relationship or girlfriend!

[EN! I'm pretty sure he's well on his way to NOT getting any kind of relationship or girlfriend.]

[5:38:09 pm]Rosalita: listen.. I DIDNT ASK

[5:38:42 pm]Rosalita: regardless of why youre on here, i dont need you to molest me via the internet
[5:38:58 pm]4u:fuck you!
[5:39:15 pm]Rosalita: thats exactly what you WONT be doing.. ever

[5:40:56 pm]4u: you would love to have my cock in your ass
[5:42:09 pm]4u: my huge and thick cock in ur ass

[EN! Actually.. No... No, I would prefer his cock stay away from everything having to do with me!]

[5:42:52 pm]Rosalita: i realize youre getting off on this probably... and that youre only typing with one hand.. but you should really move on to the next girl... im not amused

[5:44:25 pm]4u: why do you say i m typing with one hand???

[EN! Keep in mind, this conversation happened a few days ago and last night I was watching 'To Catch a Predator' with 2 of the 3 Crue kids. This is so much more disturbing to read right now.]

[5:44:56 pm]Rosalita: because youre a fucking pervert and thats what all the amber alerts say

[5:46:00 pm]4u: i m not a pervert....stupid thing... and i type with both hands!
[5:47:32 pm]Rosalita: i realize that you are a serial killer andsocially awkward.. but you should know its bad form to call a woman stupid.. howre you gunna lure a woman in like that!?

[5:48:14 pm]4u:you are a fat cut!
[5:48:18 pm]4u:cunt

[EN! It's good to see that he made an effort to insult me.... With a typo.]

[5:48:32 pm]4u:fuck you fat cunt!
[5:49:01 pm]Rosalita: well then you fell for my bullshit.. because youre the one trying to fuck me.. not the other way around

[5:49:56 pm]4u: you wish to have me... i think i deserve better!
[5:50:52 pm]Rosalita: hahahha did you just force me into a relationship and break up with me? well damn.. im heartbroken thinking about all the stds i have to miss out on now..

[5:51:29 pm]4u: why are you still talking to me???
[5:52:10 pm]Rosalita: because you fucking idiot.. i keep a blog of all the fucking morons that message me..

[5:52:51 pm]4u:you are a FAT CUNT! i like skiny girls!
[5:53:19 pm]Rosalita: newsflash: i like good looking dudes.. did i message you? NOPE

[5:53:26 pm]4u:i dont want your ugly fat ass...you stupid thing!
[5:54:07 pm]Rosalita: you have the best vocabulary like... ever..

[5:54:59 pm]4u: i have no problem with my vocabulary... mind yours!

[EN! OBVIOUSLY he has no problem with his vocabulary! It's his OWN!]

[5:56:25 pm]Rosalita: now youre just boring me.. ive gotten all the material that i need... and now i get to block you..

Leftalots stepped it up with the std line! I definitely wouldn't have come up with that one on the spot! The best was that she'd suggest a line and I'd say "Rosie wouldn't say that!!!" My alter ego is being referred to in the third person! This is how I know I've gone insane.

Times have been a little tough in Blogland. No one's biting! I need to step it up!

xoxox!

Rosalita!

mmmmmwah!