Bare Bones Friday.

First of all! This someecard - awesome.. http://www.someecards.com/card/3451

SO ANYWAY! I've been a little preoccupied this week with niceish weather and hanging out with my Crue. I've been neglecting my creepers! I'm sorry! At least The Great Brimzini stepped up yesterday and wrote a goodie. Last night, I was catching up on my 'documentary television' [OK! FINE!!!!! Reality tv!] and I didn't even sign into the site. You can imagine my excitement when I got into work today and got THIS!

His name was literally letters smacked on a keyboard with a 1 after it. So I present to you: ugdfhjgfetfcrydcy1. I spelled cry, he however did not.

hello.
Mar. 25, 2010 – 10:53pm

hello there...i'm relatively new to this site. but i came across your profile, and i'm interested (obviously). you're really cute and seem very cool and interesting! envelope sealer huh? i gotta see that.

[Editor's Note! I have a whole rant about the envelope sealer on my page. Anyone who works in an office knows what an envelope sealer looks like..... Idiot!]

i think i have a thing for women from [where I live].

anyway...my profile, as you can tell, is pretty bare bones. it's not because i'm a particularly private individual or a weirdo. rather, i just have some reservations about publishing my personal information online. as you may come to see, i'm an open book. i also sheepishly acknowledge the inherent unfairness in this, i.e., you have put your
picture up and properly filled out your profile...and i have not.

so, here are some basics: 36, single asian american male (born & raised in LA). i'm an attorney, doing litigation at a law firm. i'm smart, hilarious, nice, and ridiculously laid back (owing to my west coast roots).

[EN! I love that he has no reservations on informing me of his looks and humor.. I call bullshit!]

anyway, if any of this resonates with you, i invite you to email back. i'd love to hear from you. i havepics i can send as well.

He didn't even sign it! How obnoxious is he? At least Craig had the decency to SIGN it. And no, I didn't write back. Just to round this entry out, here's the moron that messaged me yesterday. Apparently he was a doctor. I'll let you in on another Rosie secret, my dad's a doctor. I grew up around many a doctor and have associated with many in my day. The Brimz and I decided to have a little fun with this guy. Anyone who listens to hardcore is familiar with the band 25 Ta Life. The singer Rick [otherwise known as Rick Ta Life, RTL]his these long dreads, which he eventually put up on Ebay. I myself have no reason to buy such memorabilia, but hey - who'm I to fault anyone else for it?! Brimley was telling me about a friends friend who had Rick sleep at his house. The dude woke up to RTL in his face saying 'YO! Your cat is suck in my hair.' Let's talk about how a KITTEN was stuck in this man's DREADS. I have 2 kittens, both of which like to play with my really long hair. One of them purrs the whole time. He's a jerk, but i love him. SO! It took them over an hour to get this cat out of RTL's dreads. As they worked the cat out, it got more tangled. While Brimley was telling me about this, I was laughing so hard that I had tears streaming down my face.... And then this loser messaged me. Does anyone remember Omarion? Ok! Good! Because that's what this dude's name looked like to me.

26/M/Straight81% match / 14% enemy

[5:05:01 pm]Omarion: hi
[5:05:11 pm]Rosie: hello
[5:05:18 pm]Omarion: how are you
[5:05:30 pm]Rosie: im all right.. you?
[5:05:39 pm]Omarion: i am ok thanks
[5:09:30 pm]Rosie: sooo... was there anything that you wanted to talk about?
[5:09:42 pm]Omarion: ummm
[5:13:36 pm]Rosie: ok good to know..
[5:13:48 pm]Omarion: sorry
[5:14:03 pm]Omarion: i am just looking to get some ass
[5:14:12 pm]Omarion: i dont think you are interested in helping me
[5:14:20 pm]Rosie: well youre out of luck with me.. i dont hook up with random dudes from the internet
[5:14:33 pm]Omarion: ok thanks
[5:15:16 pm]Rosie: rick ta life got a cat stuck in his dreads one time.. im sure he could help you with getting ass
[5:15:38 pm]Omarion: what?
[5:15:43 pm]Omarion: i am confused
[5:16:35 pm]Rosie: just as confused as i am to why you messaged me.. so were even
[5:16:47 pm]Omarion: rick ta life
[5:16:53 pm]Omarion: who is that
[5:17:00 pm]Omarion: cat in dread locks
[5:17:10 pm]Omarion: what does that have to do with getting ass
[5:17:48 pm]Rosie: but what DOESNT it have to do with it.. i mean really
[5:18:38 pm]Omarion: rick ta life ?????
[5:18:45 pm]Omarion: jjakf fjaksfji kfjkaji jklajfkl jkl
[5:19:42 pm]Rosie: you replicated it well.. thats kind of what he sounds like..
[5:21:12 pm]Omarion:jfjak

I'm bored of these people again! Have a rad weekend!

xoxox!

Senorita Rosalita

Beastiality?!

The Diabeetus Supreme here, none other than W. Brimley reporting.
Now, I know my posts are few and far between, but I think it's because of that whole thing dangling between my legs...Rosie lacks that, so she gets the creepers on a whole different level.
I've been getting messages here and there, most are uneventful. Boring even. Lots of "oh hey, how are you" bullshit like that. I'M TRYING TO WRITE A BLOG HERE LADIES, GIVE ME SOME GOLD!
Lucky for me, I received a pretty special message in my inbox a few days ago.
It went a little something like this:

"Hey, it's getting nice out, how would you like to play deer with me and have a romp in the woods"

As we all can see, there are some connotations within that message that could refer to some, shall we say, lascivious acts... I decided to take the high road and respond in the best way possible, shooting off a quick message saying "Like tromping on the side of the highway and jumping out in front of cars? I'm not too into getting hit by cars"
About 25 minutes later I received response number 2.

"No cars involved, especially being hit by them, all you'd need are hooves and we can have fun."

RED FLAG BATMAN... Looking at her pictures, I figured "hmmm, I wonder if she's a furry" there was nothing pointing to that assumption, but really, who talks about deer that much?

With careful consideration (aka I don't want to be lured into the woods and stabbed repeatedly with a sharpened rack), I will be declining this offer.

I know the Senorita has a plethora of fucking creepos stored away in her memory banks, so she'll be updating you all with the shit-show that is our lives!

Au-revoir for now, Internet-land!
W. mf'n Brimley

No Direction Thursday.. [Warning! REALLY Long Entry!]

Sometimes I get bored and I leave the ol dating site open on my computer. I do things around the apartment and check the computer every once in a while. This one actually had '4 u' after his name, so it stays.

35/M/Straight81% match / 17% enemy

[2:02:17 am]nodirection4u: hey there
[2:02:20 am]nodirection4u: I like your profile
[2:02:36 am]SR: thanks :)
[2:02:38 am]nodirection4u: I am looking for someone with no direction
[2:02:44 am]SR: hahah
[2:02:53 am]SR: well i may need to look into buying a compass soon
[2:03:05 am]nodirection4u: no really, I am
[2:03:17 am]nodirection4u: I guess it is hard to take this site seriously
[2:03:30 am]SR: i sure as hell dont
[2:03:35 am]nodirection4u: I gathered
[2:03:43 am]nodirection4u: so I guess it is a waste of my time to talk about anything serious?
[2:04:58 am]SR: considering you dont know me, itd be a waste of time anyway.. yes..
[2:05:08 am]nodirection4u: well I am sorry to hear that
[2:08:03 am]SR: sorry to disappoint you, bud

Now you may be saying, 'wow, Rosie.. THAT was boring!' I'll let you know - I needed to drop that in there somewhere and make some space for THIS winner. I give you warning, this ones LONG. This was from 2 days ago, so it was clearly a bullshit profile, but how excited are we that I got hit?! For this loser's sake, I hope he does a blog also! I think he MAY have been the same moron for a month ago with the messages while I was sick with strep. Wait until he calls me a moron! The Brimz and I were DYING when that happened. This ones a little too long to let it just sit with lines, so it requires colors. Good ol Measuring Cups Magee [MCM] gets COLORS! If he only knew how much time i was wasting on him... He may even retract when he calls me a MORON. Jerk.

[This also required color coding, it's too long not to have it!

35/M/Straight0% match / 0% enemy

[12:33:59 pm]MCM: hey
[12:34:01 pm]MCM:: how are you?
[12:34:11 pm]Rosalita: hi.. im all right
[12:34:12 pm]Rosalita: you?
[12:34:20 pm]MCM: horny of course

[Editor's Note! Well, I mean.... OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What else do we all do at noon:30 besides try to find girls to bone?!!?]

[12:34:22 pm]MCM: hows the site?
[12:36:16 pm]MCM: hello?
[12:36:47 pm]Rosalita: pretty sure the response to that could have been 'im fine'
[12:37:06 pm]MCM: pretty sure it could have been anything
[12:37:13 pm]MCM: although being horny doesnt usually mean youre fine
[12:37:23 pm]MCM: sorry i didnt know i had to say certain things
[12:37:34 pm]MCM: you want to write my dialogue before we talk?

[EN! Someone thinks he's sassy!!!]

[12:37:39 pm]MCM: you looking for serious or casual?
[12:39:01 pm]Rosalita: what about my page made you message me thinking i was looking for hookups at all?
[12:39:23 pm]MCM: i have no idea what youre looking for

[EN! My page says 'new friends and activity partners... Just so you know... ]

[12:39:26 pm]MCM: thats why its a question
[12:39:29 pm]MCM: not an accusation
[12:39:33 pm]MCM:: and you still havent answered
[12:39:34 pm]MCM: which?
[12:39:37 pm]MCM: serious or casual?
[12:40:11 pm]Rosalita: with you? nothing either way
[12:40:24 pm]MCM: you dont know me so you wouldnt know
[12:40:27 pm]MCM: and im asking in general
[12:40:32 pm]MCM: weve been through this
[12:40:38 pm]MCM: women are horrible and following points
[12:40:39 pm]MCM: which?
[12:40:42 pm]MCM: casual or serious?
[12:41:40 pm]MCM: hello?
[12:44:24 pm]Rosalita: thats your own fault.. you chose to make your page blank.. not me
[12:44:49 pm]MCM: meaning what?
[12:44:54 pm]MCM: youre the one who cant follow a point
[12:45:00 pm]MCM: has nothing to do with a persons profile
[12:45:04 pm]MCM: you keep making it all about me
[12:45:06 pm]MCM: im just asking
[12:45:11 pm]MCM: you looking for serious or casual?
[12:45:12 pm]Rosalita: uhh pretty sure it does.. you imed me
[12:45:17 pm]Rosalita: why do you even care?
[12:45:19 pm]MCM: no it doesnt
[12:45:19 pm]MCM: and?
[12:45:25 pm]MCM: my point is you cant follow a point
[12:45:31 pm]MCM: that has nothing to do with my profile
[12:45:34 pm]MCM: im horny
[12:45:38 pm]MCM: have you never met a man?

[EN! No..... I've never met a man in my ENTIRE life.. Real or not - this dude wastes entirely too much time on bullshit.. This coming from me!! I write a blog about people like him!!]

[12:45:43 pm]Rosalita: I DONT CARE THAT YOURE HORNY
[12:45:43 pm]MCM: what arent you following?
[12:45:47 pm]MCM: this is a very simple point here
[12:45:51 pm]MCM: who cares if you care
[12:45:54 pm]MCM: i didnt ask if you care
[12:45:57 pm]MCM: youre the one who asked
[12:45:59 pm]MCM: i answered
[12:46:02 pm]MCM: youre making no sense

[EN! Me? I'm making no sense..?]

[12:46:03 pm]MCM: relax
[12:46:04 pm]MCM: just answer
[12:46:07 pm]MCM: serious or casual?
[12:46:57 pm]Rosalita: what arent you getting that im not interested in you or your questions?
[12:47:17 pm]MCM: you dont know me so you cant not be interested so thats not valid
[12:47:20 pm]MCM: serious or casual?
[12:47:35 pm]Rosalita: NEITHER
[12:47:43 pm]MCM: why you on here?
[12:48:10 pm]Rosalita: because i keep a blog of jerks that im me and make pointless conversation, if you want to know the truth
[12:48:47 pm]MCM: thats sad
[12:48:50 pm]MCM: and its not pointless
[12:48:52 pm]MCM: we want sex
[12:48:59 pm]MCM: i dont understand why you cant follow that point
[12:49:07 pm]MCM: cup size?

[EN! This 'cup size' question is now the biggest joke in my friendship with a dude that we will refer to as 'Courthouse Rock'.. ]

[12:50:58 pm]MCM: hello?
[12:51:06 pm]Rosalita: i dont understand why you cant follow my point that i have no interest in talking to you
[12:51:49 pm]MCM: you dont know me

[12:51:55 pm]MCM: so you cant know if youre interested in my or not
[12:51:57 pm]MCM: we went over this
[12:51:59 pm]MCM: and by the way
[12:52:03 pm]MCM: youre not stopping talking to me
[12:52:14 pm]MCM: so youre not even supporting your own flawed point of view
[12:52:23 pm]MCM: cup size?
[12:52:41 pm]Rosalita: i just told you i write a blog about these... why would i STOP talking if youre just adding to an entry.. come on
[12:53:13 pm]MCM: meaning what?
[12:53:21 pm]MCM: and if im adding then awesome

[EN! He's TOTALLY googling himself!!]

[12:53:22 pm]MCM: cup size?
[12:54:20 pm]Rosalita: does it look like im telling you this?
[12:55:11 pm]MCM: who knows?
[12:55:12 pm]MCM: cup size?
[12:55:59 pm]Rosalita: you can write it as many times as you want.. im not telling you
[12:59:13 pm]MCM: so you say
[12:59:15 pm]MCM: cup size?
[12:59:54 pm]Rosalita: no.. really.. keep asking.. ill just keep saying nothing
[1:02:16 pm]MCM: so you say
[1:02:18 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:03:57 pm]MCM: hello?

[EN! Does it LOOK like I'm answering?!]

[1:05:46 pm]Rosalita: keep going dude.. thisll just make my friends laugh more when they read it later
[1:06:27 pm]MCM: what?
[1:06:32 pm]MCM: women love nonsense
[1:06:34 pm]MCM: cup sie?
[1:06:36 pm]MCM: size

[EN! Really? You're not even copying and pasting this...? You;re actually TYPING cup size every time?]

[1:07:03 pm]Rosalita: its mostly dudes that read it actually
[1:07:19 pm]MCM: probably gay then

[EN! Jerk! Gay or not, they're allowed!]

[1:07:25 pm]MCM: no one could find humor in this nonsense
[1:07:30 pm]MCM: and im sure they just read it to fuck you

[EN! Dear readers, If you want to fuck me - please put in an application. I'm picky.. Love, Rosie]

[1:07:33 pm]MCM: which is what i want to do
[1:07:40 pm]MCM: youre not seeing the point still are you
[1:07:42 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:07:51 pm]Rosalita: YOURE not seeing the point.. i dont want to fuck you..
[1:08:11 pm]MCM: so you say
[1:08:13 pm]MCM: but you dont know me
[1:08:18 pm]MCM: so you dont know if you want to or not
[1:08:25 pm]MCM: not to mention it doesnt matter if you want to fuck me
[1:08:27 pm]MCM: thats my problem
[1:08:29 pm]MCM: not yours
[1:08:30 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:09:48 pm]Rosalita: i feel honored that you picked me to annoy
[1:10:04 pm]Rosalita: and that youve offered me rape via instant message

[EN! W. Brimley and Courthouse Rock LOVED that line!]

[1:10:15 pm]MCM: im not annoying anyonoe
[1:10:19 pm]MCM: an i talk to a million girls
[1:10:22 pm]MCM: calm down
[1:10:27 pm]MCM: not rape
[1:10:30 pm]MCM: you still dnt get it
[1:10:31 pm]MCM: wow

[1:10:34 pm]MCM: how dense are you?
[1:10:36 pm]MCM: wait youre female
[1:10:41 pm]MCM: dont bother answering that
[1:10:42 pm]MCM: he he he
[1:10:43 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:10:57 pm]Rosalita: no, im not.. im copying this to my friend that i blog with.. and were laughing.. so youre really not getting it
[1:11:25 pm]MCM: meaning what?
[1:11:29 pm]MCM: you still dont understand the point
[1:11:36 pm]MCM: whether youre laughing or having this published
[1:11:40 pm]MCM: you still dont get the point
[1:11:46 pm]MCM: and its obvious by your responses
[1:11:52 pm]MCM: women laugh at nonsese
[1:12:09 pm]MCM: so im saddended but not shocked that you find this moronic conversation amusing
[1:12:18 pm]Rosalita: were laughing at the fact that you seem to think this method of yours might actually work on me
[1:12:18 pm]MCM: women dont have a sense of humor so they find logic amusing
[1:12:19 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:12:27 pm]MCM: who knows if it will or not
[1:12:30 pm]MCM: you definitely dont
[1:12:31 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:12:47 pm]Rosalita: im pretty sure there are many women comics out there that would disagree..

[EN! I mean, come on! Way to insult female everywhere you jerkoff.. Don't worry, he gets more obnoxious as we go on..]

[1:14:28 pm]MCM: yeah
[1:14:29 pm]MCM: find two

[1:14:30 pm]MCM: he he he

[EN! I should add that 'he he he' is W. Brimley's #1 internet pet peeve]

[1:14:40 pm]MCM: and most of them are lesbian or take on a masculine persona
[1:14:55 pm]Rosalita: theyre still FEMALE
[1:15:03 pm]MCM: and if female comedians is your point of contention thats paethtic
[1:15:10 pm]MCM: yeah but lesbians dont count
[1:15:16 pm]MCM: we are talking straight women
[1:15:21 pm]cMCM: straight women are fucking not funny
[1:15:22 pm]Rosalita: aww because they dont want to fuck you either?
[1:15:26 pm]MCM: especially whe they are drunk
[1:15:30 pm]MCM: kind of
[1:15:37 pm]MCM: but mainly cause their minds are different
[1:15:39 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:15:41 pm]Rosalita: well youre out on that one too
[1:15:43 pm]Rosalita: i dont drink

[1:15:48 pm]MCM: out on what one?
[1:15:50 pm]MCM: meaning what?
[1:15:55 pm]MCM: i said strauight women arent funny
[1:16:01 pm]MCM: especially when they drink
[1:16:07 pm]MCM: but they arent funny when they dont drink either
[1:16:09 pm]MCM: follow my point

[EN! I wouldn't even follow the Yellow Brick Road with this dude.. He'd most likely be leading me into a dark alley]

[1:16:11 pm]MCM: fuck
[1:16:13 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:24:43 pm]Rosalita: why even try at this point?

[1:26:11 pm]MCM: meaning what?
[1:26:21 pm]MCM: if men took no for an answer the human race would have ended a long time ago
[1:26:25 pm]MCM: this is what men go through
[1:26:28 pm]MCM: you dont understand still
[1:26:29 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:28:58 pm]Rosalita: all of my friends are telling me to just tell you a bullshit answer.. ive decided ill stick with no answer.. its funnier to see you dig yourself deeper into trying to have a conversation with me...
[1:32:01 pm]MCM: meaning what?

{EN! So you say and meaning what, along with cup size are the only thing this doucher can type, aren't they?!]

[1:32:04 pm]MCM: this isnt a conversation
[1:32:08 pm]MCM: im explaining logic too you
[1:32:18 pm]MCM: and you dont have to give me a bullshit answer or lie to me
[1:32:20 pm]MCM: just be honest
[1:32:26 pm]MCM: why are women so scared of honesty?
[1:32:27 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:32:56 pm]Rosalita: theyre not.. youre just a creeper! if its taken 35 years for someone to inform you.. then you should be thanking me
[1:33:09 pm]MCM: of course they are
[1:33:16 pm]MCM: whether its cup size or age or anything

[1:33:18 pm]MCM: women hate honesty
[1:33:26 pm]MCM: like you want me to act like i dont care about sex

[EN! No, I kind of just want you to shut up..]

[1:33:29 pm]MCM: all men are creepers
[1:33:31 pm]MCM: just some lie
[1:33:34 pm]MCM: i dont like to lie
[1:33:36 pm]MCM: thats the irony
[1:33:47 pm]MCM: age is just a number
[1:33:52 pm]MCM: you still dont understand the point
[1:33:53 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:34:50 pm]Rosalita: im 27.. i have no reason to lie about my age.. i get carded for movies still
[1:35:03 pm]Rosalita: if i tell you that youll just have something new to ask me.. and i have no interest in answering your questions..
[1:35:12 pm]MCM: youre missing the point once again
[1:35:17 pm]Rosalita: this is getting long.. im gunna have to split this into 2 blogs.. do you realize this?

[EN! Ok, I'm keeping it as one, but I warned you!!!]

[1:35:25 pm]MCM: i was using it as an example whether it applies to you or not
[1:35:27 pm]MCM: wow
[1:35:30 pm]MCM: how can you not follow that?
[1:35:44 pm]MCM: no one ever has a reason to ever lie but they still do
[1:35:47 pm]MCM: so whats your point?
[1:35:50 pm]Rosalita: how are you not following ANY of this?!
[1:36:02 pm]MCM: of course you have an interest
[1:36:18 pm]MCM: i couldnt care less what you do
[1:36:21 pm]MCM: im trying to fuck you
[1:36:24 pm]MCM: not talk to you
[1:36:28 pm]MCM: meaning what?
[1:36:28 pm]Rosalita: and im saying NO
[1:36:31 pm]MCM: youre not making sense
[1:36:35 pm]MCM: i dont care that youre saying no
[1:36:39 pm]MCM: i already told you
[1:36:48 pm]MCM: if men took no for an answer the human race would have ended a long time ago

[EN! Yes! I'm aware! you've already imformed me!!]

[1:36:50 pm]MCM: cup size>?
[1:36:57 pm]Rosalita: and i already accused you of offering rape via im.. so why are you bothering?
[1:37:08 pm]MCM: im not offering rape you moron

[EN! I guess I missed him calling me a moron there too.. I'm kind of surprised at myself!]

[1:37:12 pm]MCM: how can you not follow this
[1:37:19 pm]MCM: i told you why im bothering
[1:37:21 pm]MCM: i want sex
[1:37:26 pm]MCM: thats why any man bothers
[1:37:31 pm]MCM: how can you not follow this

[1:37:35 pm]Rosalita: and i dont want sex from you
[1:37:38 pm]MCM: this has been the point from the begginning
[1:37:39 pm]Rosalita: how can YOU not follow this?
[1:37:39 pm]MCM: duh
[1:37:46 pm]MCM: you dont know if you want sex from me or not
[1:37:49 pm]MCM: and i explained to you
[1:37:54 pm]MCM: it doesnt matter if you do or not
[1:37:56 pm]Rosalita: i know for a fact that i dont
[1:37:58 pm]MCM: thats my problem not yours
[1:38:02 pm]MCM: meaning what?

[1:38:05 pm]MCM: no you dont
[1:38:09 pm]MCM: and even if you do it doesnt matter
[1:38:12 pm]MCM: its my problem not yours
[1:38:15 pm]MCM: ive explained this
[1:38:16 pm]MCM: cup size?

[EN! I just texted Courthouse Rock to ask him his cup size for the umpteenth time]

[1:38:19 pm]Rosalita: meaning i would never have sex with a dude that talks to ANYONE the way you do
[1:38:44 pm]MCM: you dont know that
[1:38:47 pm]MCM: but even if you dont
[1:38:49 pm]MCM: it doesnt matter
[1:38:53 pm]MCM: its my problem not yours
[1:38:58 pm]MCM: so why are you bothering?
[1:38:59 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:56:13 pm]MCM: hello?
[1:56:54 pm]Rosalita: how are you not bored of me yet? ive been bored of you for forever already
[1:57:48 pm]MCM: only boring people get bored
[1:57:51 pm]MCM: no one can bore someone else
[1:57:56 pm]MCM: and men dont get bored

EN! I call bullshit again! The Brimz is male and VERY bored at work today! They revoked his iPod privileges! Poor dude..]

[1:57:58 pm]MCM: we are horny
[1:58:00 pm]MCM: women are bored
[1:58:03 pm]MCM: men are horny
[1:58:05 pm]MCM: thats how it works
[1:58:06 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:58:26 pm]Rosalita: well then im boring.. so stop talking to me
[1:58:39 pm]MCM: only boring people get bored
[1:58:43 pm]MCM: no one can bore someone else

[EN! This is the song that never ends...........]

[1:58:50 pm]MCM: i wont stop talking to you
[1:58:53 pm]MCM: we wentthrough this
[1:59:00 pm]MCM: why cant you get this simple point
[1:59:05 pm]MCM: you have a fuck hole

[EN! Courthouse Rock just texted me back.. 68478 fffffff and he told me he only talks to me because of my ginger fuck hole.. How timely is he!?! So good! Oh! PS! I'm a ginger - bring on the hate]

[1:59:09 pm]MCM: thats what i want
[1:59:16 pm]MCM: thats the only reason im talking to you
[1:59:22 pm]MCM: men dont talk to women for any other reason
[1:59:34 pm]MCM: if sex didnt exsist a man would never talk to a woman trust me
[1:59:35 pm]MCM: cup size?
[1:59:42 pm]Rosalita: my fuck hole does not have your name on it.. believe me.. id know
[1:59:51 pm]MCM: you dont know
[1:59:53 pm]MCM: i keep saying
[1:59:57 pm]MCM: thats my problem not yours
[1:59:58 pm]Rosalita: yeah i forgot.. i bone all my friends.. its the 90s.. its what happens

[EN! Courthouse's joke! Not mine! Homeboy didn't even acknowledge it!]

[1:59:58 pm]MCM: cup size?
[2:00:06 pm]MCM: thats not the point
[2:00:10 pm]MCM: you never have to have sex ever
[2:00:19 pm]MCM: that doesnt change the fact that all men just want to fuck you

[EN! ALLLLLLL MEN, you say?!]

[2:00:21 pm]MCM: cup size?
[2:01:44 pm]Rosalita: wow.. im happy i havent had to deal with this in public.. youre like a REALLY annoying tails if i were sonic
[2:02:09 pm]MCM: of course you dont
[2:02:11 pm]MCM: cause men lie
[2:02:18 pm]MCM: if they were honest they could never get laid
[2:02:20 pm]MCM: you like liars
[2:02:24 pm]MCM: cup size?
[2:02:39 pm]Rosalita: id rather them lying than annoying me then
[2:03:00 pm]MCM: of course
[2:03:03 pm]MCM: thats the point
[2:03:05 pm]MCM: women want lies
[2:03:08 pm]MCM: they hate honesty
[2:03:10 pm]MCM: i know that
[2:03:11 pm]MCM: cup size?
[2:03:53 pm]Rosalita: no, women dont want to be bothered by dudes that refer to their anatomy as a FUCK HOLE
[2:04:05 pm]MCM: thats not the point
[2:04:07 pm]MCM: you want lies
[2:04:09 pm]Rosalita: that IS the point
[2:04:10 pm]MCM:you dont want honesty
[2:04:13 pm]MCM: thats what it comes down to
[2:04:18 pm]MCM: of course
[2:04:20 pm]MCM: cause thats honest
[2:04:22 pm]MCM: you want liars
[2:04:23 pm]Rosalita: if you werent a creeper from the second you imed me, i would have had a normal conversation
[2:04:25 pm]MCM: cup size?
[2:04:30 pm]Rosalita: now i just have to blog about you

[EN! As I'm doing now...]

[2:04:32 pm]MCM: there is no normal
[2:04:34 pm]MCM: that is normal
[2:04:36 pm]MCM: all men are creeps
[2:04:40 pm]MCM: just some are honest about it
[2:04:44 pm]MCM: you dont want honest
[2:04:46 pm]MCM: you want lies
[2:04:49 pm]MCM: im not being creepy
[2:04:51 pm]MCM: im just being honest
[2:05:00 pm]MCM: meaning what?

[2:05:01 pm]MCM: cup size?

[EN! Goddamn broken record is what you are!!!]

[2:05:20 pm]Rosalita: oh believe me.. youre being creepy.. ive already shown all of this to my friends.. who are dudes.. who according to you want to fuck me.. and they say youre a creep
[2:11:49 pm]MCM: no im not being creepy
[2:11:53 pm]MCM: im just being honest
[2:11:58 pm]MCM: who cares
[2:12:01 pm]MCM: dudes wont be honest
[2:12:10 pm]MCM: i just told you they want to fuck you
[2:12:19 pm]MCM: of course they are going to side with you moron
[2:12:23 pm]MCM: you like liars
[2:12:30 pm]MCM: i explained that to you
[2:12:34 pm]Rosalita: seeing as ive learned so much, i feel as though i owe you something
[2:12:35 pm]MCM: how can you not follow this point
[2:12:39 pm]Rosalita: OH but you called me a moron
[2:12:42 pm]Rosalita: so youre just an asshole
[2:12:49 pm]MCM: but all men are creepy
[2:12:51 pm]Rosalita: so youre an asshole that i STILL dont want to have sex with..
[2:12:52 pm]MCM: im just honest
[2:13:00 pm]MCM: m,eaning what?
[2:13:03 pm]MCM: you are a moron
[2:13:07 pm]MCM: im not an asshol;e
[2:13:09 pm]MCM: im honest
[2:13:20 pm]MCM:you dont know if you dont want to have sex with me
[2:13:28 pm]MCM: but even if you dont thats my problem not yours
[2:13:33 pm]MCM: and im not an asshole
[2:13:35 pm]MCM: im just honest
[2:13:42 pm]MCM: we keep going through this same shit
[2:13:44 pm]Rosalita: no.. i know for a fact i dont.. and you should really look into not calling people morons you jerkoff
[2:13:46 pm]Rosalita: blocked.. pz..
[2:13:48 pm]MCM: you cant seem to follow this

SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I commend you for getting this far!!! Only a little tiny bit more!! He decided that after I blocked him, it would be a good idea to message me. Believe me, I got just as boring editing that as you did reading it!

Subject: what happened?
Mar. 16, 2010 – 2:16pm

Body:
you dont know for a fact you dont

no you dont

and it doesnt matter cause its my problem not yours - why cant you
follow that point?

you are a moron though - weve gone through these points over and over
and you still dont understand the point

im not a jerkoff im just honest

i see why youre single

just relax

does it matter?

youre not talking to me anyway

cup size?

can we talk?

IM me

I'm bored of this!!! OK! Have a good night!

xoxox!

Rosie!

"Let's Date!"

The return of YODA!!! HOT OFF THE PRESS!

[2:08:33 pm]yoda: hey you
[2:09:48 pm]SR: NOT INTERESTED DUDE... what didnt you get from yesterday?!
[2:10:02 pm]yoda: 0
[2:10:05 pm]yoda: forgot all
[2:10:07 pm]yoda: let's date
[2:10:14 pm]yoda: let's go watch Green Zone
[2:11:22 pm]SR: go watch it on your own.. im not responding to you anymore
[2:11:34 pm]yoda: ok

SO! I got this one a few weeks ago and I'd been saving it for the appropriate time.... Which is now.. He had a terrible username which I decided looked more like beer coozie than anything else. Homeboy's from Turkey, he thinks the Earth is bigger than the Sun, and based on all of the questions with possible homophobic outcomes and him answering them in a way that would make him homophobic to the world - we're not a match at all whatsoever. NOW! To spare you of more runon sentences, I present you with; BEER COOZIE!

25/M/Straight 23% match / 67% enemy

[10:05:49 pm]beer coozie: Heyyy
[10:06:31 pm]SR: hello
[10:06:51 pm]beer coozie: h
[10:06:55 pm]beer coozie: Hw re u
[10:08:06 pm]beer coozie: ?
[10:08:35 pm]SR: im all right.. you?
[10:09:36 pm]beer coozie: Thanks Im great
[10:09:45 pm]beer coozie: Really So Sorry to bother u
[10:10:41 pm]SR: when did i say you were bothering me?
[10:11:03 pm]beer coozie: thanks
[10:11:09 pm]beer coozie: ure so polite
[10:11:16 pm]beer coozie: Meanhile Im Serkan
[10:11:53 pm]SR: sorry, i dont give my name out
[10:12:07 pm]beer coozie: its ok

[10:12:08 pm]beer coozie: i know
[10:12:14 pm]beer coozie: u dont trust me yet
[10:12:16 pm]beer coozie: ure right
[10:12:20 pm]beer coozie: dont worry : )
[10:12:23 pm]beer coozie: Thanks for talk to me
[10:15:54 pm]beer coozie: Are u here ?
[10:16:38 pm]SR: yes, i have no clue what you think we have in common.. im sorry..
[10:17:53 pm]beer coozie: i dont know : )
[10:18:06 pm]beer coozie: i m Serkan
[10:18:10 pm]beer coozie: Im from Turkey
[10:18:16 pm]SR: yes, i know.. you already told me that..
[10:18:31 pm]beer coozie: i work in smwhere in [major city]
[10:18:40 pm]beer coozie: and i m student in college
[10:18:45 pm]beer coozie: i like salsa too much

[EN! I'm not sure if he meant the type of dancing or the condiment...]

[10:18:52 pm]beer coozie: and play sports
[10:18:57 pm]beer coozie: table tennis

[10:19:00 pm]beer coozie: read a book
[10:19:04 pm]beer coozie: but not too much : )

[EN! Just the one, not so much a fan of the books in general.. Just the one book is good for him]

[10:19:26 pm]beer coozie: ooww
[10:19:28 pm]beer coozie: i got it
[10:19:45 pm]beer coozie: i like take a photo : )

[EN! Just the one photo.. No more, no less]

[10:25:11 pm]SR: thats not really enough to have in common to have a conversation like this..
[10:25:42 pm]beer coozie: Please
[10:25:44 pm]beer coozie: : )
[10:25:53 pm]beer coozie: maybe we can recognize each other ?
[10:26:04 pm]SR: i dont even know what youre talking about
[10:26:28 pm]beer coozie: i m looking friends in here
[10:26:58 pm]beer coozie: if u wanna we can talk in here
[10:27:16 pm]beer coozie: i know maybe we dont have common conversation
[10:27:35 pm]SR: we also dont have the same beliefs, which is a big problem..
[10:27:51 pm]SR: you disagree with the way that many of my friends live.. and i dont think that we could be friends
[10:28:09 pm]beer coozie: :((
[10:28:12 pm]beer coozie: why ?
[10:28:51 pm]SR: i think you should go find someone else to make friends with..
[10:28:58 pm]beer coozie: no

[10:29:10 pm]SR: you have go to be kidding me
[10:29:12 pm]beer coozie: i dont want find someone else
[10:29:18 pm]beer coozie: :)

[EN! Well! Aren't I lucky?!]

[10:29:24 pm]beer coozie: i should talk with u
[10:29:42 pm]SR: no.. no you shouldnt.. thats what we call here 'harassment'.. and you should work to avoid that..
[10:30:08 pm]beer coozie: i should :)

[10:30:19 pm]SR: yeah
[10:30:20 pm]SR: bye
[10:30:31 pm]beer coozie: please

[10:30:41 pm]beer coozie: dont say harassment for me

[10:30:44 pm]beer coozie: never say that

[EN! Goonies never say die.]

[10:31:08 pm]beer coozie: :(

[10:31:41 pm]beer coozie: ?

[10:34:58 pm]beer coozie: Pleasee

[10:36:39 pm]SR: NO
[10:37:17 pm]beer coozie: why ?

[10:37:31 pm]beer coozie: can u give me one chance ?

[EN! Along with the Bane singalong to 'Can We Start Again' from yesterday, today we can have an H2O one to 'One life, One Chance'.]

[10:37:33 pm]SR: you need to go away and go bother someone else.. because yes.. now youre bothering me
[10:37:35 pm]beer coozie: i live in [city] too

[10:37:41 pm]beer coozie: ok

[10:37:43 pm]beer coozie: Anyway

[10:37:48 pm]beer coozie: Thanks for talk to me

What about me says "let's talk"? Really now?

UGH!

Have a good weekend!

xoxox

rosie