I know that I'm a jerk to these dudes, but this? C'MONNNNNN! I really wish this wasn't so self explanatory because.. Well.. I mean, let's talk serious. I like to talk!
28/M/Straight 0% match / 0% enemy
[2:45:36 pm]yoda: hey
[2:45:43 pm]yoda: a slow day at work are you having?
[2:46:05 pm]yoda: a slacking photographer?
[2:47:13 pm]SR: umm.. dont call me a slacker and expect a nice response from me dude
[2:47:22 pm]yoda: that's true
[2:47:28 pm]yoda: i got laid off two days ago
[Editor's Note! Would YOU want this moron working for you?!]
[2:47:30 pm]yoda: bitter mood on!
[2:47:38 pm]SR:well dont take it out on me
[2:47:43 pm]yoda: sorry
[2:47:45 pm]yoda: i love you
[2:47:54 pm]SR: no thanks
[2:48:07 pm]yoda: i double love you
[Editor's Note!! I almost wish he wasn't insane, just so i could have said "PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!" It appears to me that hes got a hint of the crazies, so I figured anything physical was just a bad idea....]
[2:49:16 pm]SR: what are you expecting to get from this conversation?
[2:49:36 pm]yoda: i don't know.. i want to start dating since i'm out of work
[2:49:51 pm]SR: so you think that insulting someone will get you a foot in the door....?
[2:49:54 pm]yoda: i guess my pick up skills got rusty
[2:50:11 pm]yoda: no.. it was sarcasm sort of thing to get your attention
[2:50:16 pm]yoda: i messaged you.. haven't i?
[2:50:22 pm]SR: bad judgment on your part
[2:50:23 pm]yoda: that means i'm interested in
[2:50:29 pm]yoda: yah my fail
[2:50:32 pm]yoda: hence no job
[2:50:36 pm]yoda: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
[2:57:00 pm]SR: uhh.. ok
[2:57:14 pm]yoda: yah
[2:57:17 pm]yoda: wanna hang out?
[2:57:19 pm]yoda: dinner?
[2:57:37 pm]SR: are you fucking kidding me bro?
[EN! I have a mouth like a sailor, but I try to keep the cursing down to a minimum for the sake of the blog. This one, I couldn't even come up with a different response]
[2:57:44 pm]yoda: no..
[2:57:53 pm]yoda: i serz
[2:58:55 pm]SR: well you hit the mark on this one
[2:59:05 pm]yoda: pobwem?
[2:59:18 pm]yoda: i think you are diappoint
[2:59:21 pm]yoda: disappointed
[2:59:31 pm]yoda: anyways.... how are you doing?
[2:59:45 pm]yoda: do you take bands' pictures only?
[2:59:54 pm]SR: disappointed in what?
[3:00:04 pm]yoda: in this online creep you are chatting with
[3:00:06 pm]SR: im not really into the whole smalltalk thing here...
[3:00:18 pm]yoda: so.. i ask you out
[3:00:23 pm]SR: more just rolling my eyes than disappointed..
[3:00:32 pm]yoda: i see
[3:00:37 pm]yoda: sorry.. i got no friend
[EN! I wonder why........]
[3:00:43 pm]SR: i declined, if you didnt get the hint
[3:00:49 pm]yoda: ah ok
[3:01:01 pm]yoda: i think you can find better guys easily
[3:02:51 pm]SR: ones that dont insult me, yes..
[3:03:14 pm]yoda: yah
[3:03:23 pm]yoda:anyways.. you seem like a sweet person
[3:03:29 pm]yoda: i'm sorry to insult you..
[3:03:40 pm]yoda: i did not mean to insult.. if that makes any sense
[3:03:48 pm]yoda: you know.. there are cynical people.. i think i'm one of them
[3:03:55 pm]yoda: not attractive, i know.
[3:04:33 pm]SR: youre fishing now for me to give you a compliment.. which i wont even entertain the idea, seeing as youve given me no reason to give you one
[3:04:57 pm]yoda: no
[3:05:00 pm]yoda: maybe yes..
[3:05:08 pm]SR: i think i was trying to earn your sympathy
[3:05:47 pm]yoda: not happening
[3:06:11 pm]yoda: ok. do you like matt damon by chance?
[3:06:32 pm]SR: do you really think i feel like answering your questions?
[3:06:58 pm]yoda: no
[3:07:05 pm]yoda: ok i won't bother you. sorry
[3:07:45 pm]SR: here are few a hints.. next time you want to ask a girl on a date; dont insult her, then ask her out.. and all the while forgetting to ask her name
[EN! Well, I tried to help at least?]
[3:08:05 pm]yoda: can i start over?
[EN! I guess we can all have a Bane singalong though..?]
[3:08:16 pm]SR: no
[3:08:22 pm]yoda: my ego is low anyways
[3:08:24 pm]yoda: alrighty
How much do we love Yoda?! SO MUCH! So, for our next victim; I didn't actually talk to this one.. But this showed up in my feed.
My Self-Summary:
Well I dont really kno wat to say but here it goes. I like to read, most of my book are like for the mind. I like to build the mind. I like watching movies, shows like steve wilcos i away record my best... rock, and chruch muzic. I a real down to earth person like a real woman thats there for me like i be ther for her. Well my life is going awesome love video games, so if u wann kno more jus hit me up hun
What I’m doing with my life:
im going for medical assistance
I’m really good at: IM good at muzic writing
The first things people usually notice about me:
My smile
My favorite books, movies, music, and food: Change ur brain change ur body, moveis lov horror action pact movies lov spanish food and ect
The six things I could never do without:
my ipod, my phone, my tv, roof over my over my shourders, my pc, my books
On a typical Friday night I am:
i like to hang around my house The most private thing
I’m willing to admit here:
my exes
You should message me if:
u do i be truthfull witt u hun
Of course I shared with with Brimzmaster Flex and my only comment was 'a roof over his shourders?' For some reason, THAT was what stood out to me.. It's been a good day when I'm only commenting on THAT..
AND! last of the day... We have everyones new favorite foreigner! FRANK! Since we've already had one of those, he'll be Frank #2.
34/M/Straight0% match / 0% enemy
[12:04:02 pm]Frank #2: hi......dear, how are you doing? am frank and you.
[12:06:34 pm]SR: im all right... howre you?
[12:06:48 pm]Frank #2: am fine thanks
[12:07:36 pm]Frank #2: am frank and you
[12:08:05 pm]SR: sorry, i dont give my name out
[12:08:17 pm]Frank #2: ok thanks
[12:08:57 pm]SR: so what made you im me?
[12:09:18 pm]Frank #2: i cant understand you
[12:09:23 pm]Frank #2: come again pls
[EN! OK WHAT?!?!?!?]
[12:09:39 pm]SR: you messaged me.. what made you?
[12:10:08 pm]Frank #2: am sorry my dear
[12:10:20 pm]Frank #2: i was only looking for a good friend
[12:10:37 pm]Frank #2: pls dont be opffended
[12:10:38 pm]Frank #2: ok
[12:11:02 pm]SR: im not, i just wanted to know what struck you from my profile
[12:11:13 pm]Frank #2: am so sorry
[12:11:27 pm]Frank #2: we can still be friends you never can tell
[12:12:20 pm]SR: were having a language issue here..
[12:13:32 pm]Frank #2: what do you speak
[12:14:28 pm]Frank #2: are still here
[12:14:41 pm]SR: i speak english
[12:15:19 pm]Frank #2: me too
[12:15:33 pm]Frank #2: so what language were you talking about
[12:15:46 pm]SR: i can see that, but i feel its not your first language.. because youre not fully getting what im saying..
[12:16:32 pm]Frank #2: and that is why i was asking
[12:16:39 pm]Frank #2: pls put me right ok
[12:16:44 pm]Frank #2: am sorry.
[12:17:05 pm]Frank #2: what did you say that i could not get right
[12:17:16 pm]Frank #2: i want to see my mistake ok
So I should probably let you know - our new friend is from NIGERIA. I've taken the liberty of copying his profile for you, our lovely readers. It should probably be known that when you make your profile you have to put in 3 adjectives. 'I am' is automatically filled in. Frank did us the favor of re-adding it for us!
I am am caring loving, i want to be loved, and and easy going man.
My Self-Summary
am frank 35 years of age, from nigeria but currently living in istanbul turkey...i want to meet with that wonderful woman that i can call my own.. the one that i can love and care for? a woman who will also love me for whom i am and not what i am, a woman who is God fearing and hardworking. i dont really have much to say about my self cause am a child of God and is only he who has made me can explain me bether than i can do .
What I’m doing with my life
am doing good with my life...i like having fun like going out with
friends when its necessary and some other thing that help life to last
like singing praises to God and praying to him.
I’m really good at
councelling especially to the hopeless. making them to know that when
there is life there is hope.
The first things people usually notice about me
good behaviour.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
the bibble, the last don, RNB, rice and chicken.
The six things I could never do without
God, love, my family, my friends, my prayer life, hardwork.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my life. and my future.
On a typical Friday night I am
i go out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i believe in love.
You should message me if
you are satisfied with my kind of living.
YUP! He's a big fan of his BIBBLE. Also let it be known that I have nothing about religion on my page, so I have no clue why he targeted me. Who knows..
Enjoy!
xoxox
xrosiex
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