[9:34:06 pm]siridiot: hey what s up
[9:35:02 pm]SR: not much... you?
[9:35:13 pm]siridiot: me too
[9:35:17 pm]siridiot: I m bored
[9:35:22 pm]siridiot: what are you doing?
[9:35:35 pm]SR: just watching tv.. not too much..
[9:35:51 pm]siridiot: umm
[9:36:24 pm]siridiot: I want to go out but not alone
[9:36:42 pm]SR: sorry,, youll have to look to someone else there
[9:36:51 pm]siridiot: why?
[9:37:06 pm]SR: im not really interested.. sorry..
[9:37:27 pm]siridiot: what should I do for make you interested?
[9:38:08 pm]SR: i dont see why youd want to make me interested if i havent even told you my name and i keep not telling it to you..
[9:38:42 pm]siridiot: but if we try to know eacother?
[9:39:11 pm]SR: i just told you i wasnt interested... more than once..
[9:39:31 pm]siridiot: ok thank you
[9:35:02 pm]SR: not much... you?
[9:35:13 pm]siridiot: me too
[9:35:17 pm]siridiot: I m bored
[9:35:22 pm]siridiot: what are you doing?
[9:35:35 pm]SR: just watching tv.. not too much..
[9:35:51 pm]siridiot: umm
[9:36:24 pm]siridiot: I want to go out but not alone
[9:36:42 pm]SR: sorry,, youll have to look to someone else there
[9:36:51 pm]siridiot: why?
[9:37:06 pm]SR: im not really interested.. sorry..
[9:37:27 pm]siridiot: what should I do for make you interested?
[9:38:08 pm]SR: i dont see why youd want to make me interested if i havent even told you my name and i keep not telling it to you..
[9:38:42 pm]siridiot: but if we try to know eacother?
[9:39:11 pm]SR: i just told you i wasnt interested... more than once..
[9:39:31 pm]siridiot: ok thank you
How has he not gotten it before now?! SERIOUSLY! UGH! ANYWAY! So as I was about to head out of work, another gem fell into my internet lap [oh please, like I'd let them near my actual lap!!!!!] and I decided I'd stick around for this one. He introduced himself to me as Eddie, so we'll keep calling him that. Here's a hint; if a girl won't give you her name, you shouldn't be trying to make her your boning partner.
34/M/Straight 4% match / 62% enemy
YES! We were FOUR percent matches.
[5:36:02 pm]Eddie: hi there
[5:37:19 pm]SR: hi
[5:37:33 pm]Eddie: sweet profile and pics
[5:37:51 pm]SR: thanks..
[5:37:55 pm]Eddie: im eddie...any luck on here?
[5:38:27 pm]SR: not really.. im not really on here for the whole dating thing though..
[5:38:30 pm]Eddie: um whats up with the minnesoata pic?
[5:36:02 pm]Eddie: hi there
[5:37:19 pm]SR: hi
[5:37:33 pm]Eddie: sweet profile and pics
[5:37:51 pm]SR: thanks..
[5:37:55 pm]Eddie: im eddie...any luck on here?
[5:38:27 pm]SR: not really.. im not really on here for the whole dating thing though..
[5:38:30 pm]Eddie: um whats up with the minnesoata pic?
[Editor's Note: We here at AYSC, aka me and the Brimz, would like to welcome a new state to the union; Minnesoata. Also the 'pic' to which he is referring is the concussion one that's been mentioned a few times]
[5:38:34 pm]Eddie: damn..u ok?
[5:38:34 pm]Eddie: damn..u ok?
[5:38:43 pm]Eddie: what u on for?
[EN! Well I wasn't about to say "blogging".]
[5:39:09 pm]SR:yeah, i went to a show and got hit.. its totally fine now.. it was a few years ago
[5:46:41 pm]SR: ..did you have anything in mind for us to talk about?
[5:47:10 pm]Eddie: ill be honest...im lookin for a loyal sex partner
[EN! Well good.. At least he wants a loyal one..]
[5:48:13 pm]Eddie: u?
[5:48:13 pm]Eddie: u?
[5:48:44 pm]SR: just some new friends.. not too interested in the whole idea of meeting people off here just for sex..
[5:49:02 pm]Eddie: i understand
[5:49:06 pm]Eddie: im lookin for one partenre
[5:49:02 pm]Eddie: i understand
[5:49:06 pm]Eddie: im lookin for one partenre
[5:49:09 pm]Eddie: partner
[5:51:07 pm]SR: yyyeah.. sorry.. thats not going to be me
[5:51:33 pm]Eddie: good luck
[5:51:33 pm]Eddie: good luck
[5:52:28 pm]SR: uhh yeah, you too
Since those were two pretty short ones, here's another bonus! This ones from today also! Today was another winning day, obviously. When I was avoiding sleep last night and talking to a few people, I got this. He had a pretty empty page and it wasn't even funny. His pictures were lame and I think I was being contacted once again - out of convenience. We'll call him notsobeautifull - yes, that's with a double L.
26/M/Straight 59% match / 31% enemy
[3:10:12 am ]notsobeautifull: hi there
[3:11:18 am]SR: hey, hows it going?
[3:12:12 am]notsobeautifull: cool how are you
[3:12:30 am]SR: im all right
[3:12:54 am]notsobeautifull: what are u doing?
[3:13:36 am]SR: not too much..
[3:13:40 am]notsobeautifull: i`m good thanks
[3:11:18 am]SR: hey, hows it going?
[3:12:12 am]notsobeautifull: cool how are you
[3:12:30 am]SR: im all right
[3:12:54 am]notsobeautifull: what are u doing?
[3:13:36 am]SR: not too much..
[3:13:40 am]notsobeautifull: i`m good thanks
[EN! Notice the accent, not apostrophe.]
[3:13:43 am]notsobeautifull: hahahaha
[3:14:58 am]SR: so.. what made you im me?
[3:15:40 am]notsobeautifull: :you look kind of cute in the photos
[EN! Yeah, KIND of cute, thanks bud.]
[3:15:57 am]notsobeautifull: :m-
[3:16:34 am]notsobeautifull: :=)
[3:17:46 am]SR: well thanks
[3:18:50 am]notsobeautifull: you dont have to thank me... thank you parents
[3:19:09 am]notsobeautifull: that made you so beautifull
[3:20:36 am]notsobeautifull: ;)
[3:15:57 am]notsobeautifull: :m-
[3:16:34 am]notsobeautifull: :=)
[3:17:46 am]SR: well thanks
[3:18:50 am]notsobeautifull: you dont have to thank me... thank you parents
[3:19:09 am]notsobeautifull: that made you so beautifull
[3:20:36 am]notsobeautifull: ;)
How do these people exist?!!?!
love!
senorita rosalita xo

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