PLZ COZ YEZZZZZZ

Well, the snowman has hit again! I went out to the bank for work and come in to find this dude sitting on my screen. I rolled my eyes and consulted Brimz on if i should even bother writing back. For the sake of the blog, we decided that I had to.

[2:07:55 pm]superdupersnowman: Hey
[2:08:18 pm]superdupersnowman: I dont know why you always appear on the top of my search results
[2:09:02 pm]superdupersnowman: Pls dont reply...
[2:09:24 pm]superdupersnowman: coz I am letting you know that
[2:10:22 pm]superdupersnowman: if your profile appears on everybody's search like that... you have done something different
[2:25:20 pm]SR: you dont need to tell me that.. its because i updated my page last night
[2:26:34 pm]superdupersnowman: Why you always talk like this!
[2:26:53 pm]SR: excuse me?
[2:27:17 pm]superdupersnowman: I guess I should go...
[2:27:24 pm]superdupersnowman: But let me tell you
[2:28:36 pm]superdupersnowman: Something is always really nice to say "thank you"
[2:31:21 pm]SR: i really have no clue what i should be thanking you for though..
[2:32:23 pm]superdupersnowman: You dont need to coz saying and meaning it are two different things

I seriously have no clue what just happened. I do, however, think he may have broke up with me. I'm crushed - clearly. Bachelor #2 of this post has been an ongoing joke for a few weeks now with my best friend and myself. He replied with yezzzzzz to something and now the bff and I use it in daily life. I secretly love that these conversations have changed how I talk. Anyway! He was in it for my cat, that's cool. My cat's got nicer eyes than me anyway, I can see the appeal. So, here we have conferenceman. Have fun.

35/M/Straight80% match / 10% enemy

[1:24:49 pm]conferenceman: hey
[1:26:53 pm]xSR: hey there
[1:27:46 pm]conferenceman: yeezzzz

[1:27:47 pm]conferenceman: nice cat.
[1:27:58 pm]SR: why thanks, im a fan :)
[1:28:38 pm]conferenceman: is it yours?
[1:28:42 pm]conferenceman: cuz if it's not
[1:28:43 pm]conferenceman: i've gotta go
[1:28:45 pm]conferenceman: ;)
[1:30:42 pm]SR: ..what?
[1:32:41 pm]conferenceman: i'm after you for your cat
[1:32:46 pm]conferenceman: but you are pretty cute too
[1:32:53 pm]conferenceman: i like how you spelled crew as "crue"
[1:32:59 pm]conferenceman: you should try "cru" instead
[1:33:05 pm]SR: oh, yeah.. he gets all the men for me.. hes pretty handsome..
[1:33:13 pm]SR: but its crue..
[1:33:37 pm]conferenceman: hah.
[1:33:45 pm]conferenceman: are you from Oregon

[EN! I had a part on my page about getting to Oregon with my Crue intact. I have Oregon Trail on my phone and I must say, I'm a pretty successful pioneer! I'm really good at fishing!]

[1:33:49 pm]conferenceman: i just got an email
[1:33:52 pm]conferenceman: saying "i don't like asians"

[EN! He actually was Asian, I don't see the reason in him sharing his email with me though.]

[1:33:52 pm]conferenceman: i was like
[1:33:53 pm]conferenceman: LOL
[1:33:59 pm]SR: um.. no?
[1:34:16 pm]SR: the thing on my page is about oregon trail..
[1:35:39 pm]conferenceman: oh, i'm retarded.

[1:35:54 pm]conferenceman: that said
[1:35:57 pm]conferenceman: i have to go to a conference soon
[1:37:39 pm]SR: well have a good time :)

Can someone please inform me why these people act like they know me when they message me?! I feel like I've been going on the internet's version of speed dating since I was forced to join that site. Don't mistake this for complaining... I'm totally down.

love,

rosalita xoxox