"Let's Date!"

The return of YODA!!! HOT OFF THE PRESS!

[2:08:33 pm]yoda: hey you
[2:09:48 pm]SR: NOT INTERESTED DUDE... what didnt you get from yesterday?!
[2:10:02 pm]yoda: 0
[2:10:05 pm]yoda: forgot all
[2:10:07 pm]yoda: let's date
[2:10:14 pm]yoda: let's go watch Green Zone
[2:11:22 pm]SR: go watch it on your own.. im not responding to you anymore
[2:11:34 pm]yoda: ok

SO! I got this one a few weeks ago and I'd been saving it for the appropriate time.... Which is now.. He had a terrible username which I decided looked more like beer coozie than anything else. Homeboy's from Turkey, he thinks the Earth is bigger than the Sun, and based on all of the questions with possible homophobic outcomes and him answering them in a way that would make him homophobic to the world - we're not a match at all whatsoever. NOW! To spare you of more runon sentences, I present you with; BEER COOZIE!

25/M/Straight 23% match / 67% enemy

[10:05:49 pm]beer coozie: Heyyy
[10:06:31 pm]SR: hello
[10:06:51 pm]beer coozie: h
[10:06:55 pm]beer coozie: Hw re u
[10:08:06 pm]beer coozie: ?
[10:08:35 pm]SR: im all right.. you?
[10:09:36 pm]beer coozie: Thanks Im great
[10:09:45 pm]beer coozie: Really So Sorry to bother u
[10:10:41 pm]SR: when did i say you were bothering me?
[10:11:03 pm]beer coozie: thanks
[10:11:09 pm]beer coozie: ure so polite
[10:11:16 pm]beer coozie: Meanhile Im Serkan
[10:11:53 pm]SR: sorry, i dont give my name out
[10:12:07 pm]beer coozie: its ok

[10:12:08 pm]beer coozie: i know
[10:12:14 pm]beer coozie: u dont trust me yet
[10:12:16 pm]beer coozie: ure right
[10:12:20 pm]beer coozie: dont worry : )
[10:12:23 pm]beer coozie: Thanks for talk to me
[10:15:54 pm]beer coozie: Are u here ?
[10:16:38 pm]SR: yes, i have no clue what you think we have in common.. im sorry..
[10:17:53 pm]beer coozie: i dont know : )
[10:18:06 pm]beer coozie: i m Serkan
[10:18:10 pm]beer coozie: Im from Turkey
[10:18:16 pm]SR: yes, i know.. you already told me that..
[10:18:31 pm]beer coozie: i work in smwhere in [major city]
[10:18:40 pm]beer coozie: and i m student in college
[10:18:45 pm]beer coozie: i like salsa too much

[EN! I'm not sure if he meant the type of dancing or the condiment...]

[10:18:52 pm]beer coozie: and play sports
[10:18:57 pm]beer coozie: table tennis

[10:19:00 pm]beer coozie: read a book
[10:19:04 pm]beer coozie: but not too much : )

[EN! Just the one, not so much a fan of the books in general.. Just the one book is good for him]

[10:19:26 pm]beer coozie: ooww
[10:19:28 pm]beer coozie: i got it
[10:19:45 pm]beer coozie: i like take a photo : )

[EN! Just the one photo.. No more, no less]

[10:25:11 pm]SR: thats not really enough to have in common to have a conversation like this..
[10:25:42 pm]beer coozie: Please
[10:25:44 pm]beer coozie: : )
[10:25:53 pm]beer coozie: maybe we can recognize each other ?
[10:26:04 pm]SR: i dont even know what youre talking about
[10:26:28 pm]beer coozie: i m looking friends in here
[10:26:58 pm]beer coozie: if u wanna we can talk in here
[10:27:16 pm]beer coozie: i know maybe we dont have common conversation
[10:27:35 pm]SR: we also dont have the same beliefs, which is a big problem..
[10:27:51 pm]SR: you disagree with the way that many of my friends live.. and i dont think that we could be friends
[10:28:09 pm]beer coozie: :((
[10:28:12 pm]beer coozie: why ?
[10:28:51 pm]SR: i think you should go find someone else to make friends with..
[10:28:58 pm]beer coozie: no

[10:29:10 pm]SR: you have go to be kidding me
[10:29:12 pm]beer coozie: i dont want find someone else
[10:29:18 pm]beer coozie: :)

[EN! Well! Aren't I lucky?!]

[10:29:24 pm]beer coozie: i should talk with u
[10:29:42 pm]SR: no.. no you shouldnt.. thats what we call here 'harassment'.. and you should work to avoid that..
[10:30:08 pm]beer coozie: i should :)

[10:30:19 pm]SR: yeah
[10:30:20 pm]SR: bye
[10:30:31 pm]beer coozie: please

[10:30:41 pm]beer coozie: dont say harassment for me

[10:30:44 pm]beer coozie: never say that

[EN! Goonies never say die.]

[10:31:08 pm]beer coozie: :(

[10:31:41 pm]beer coozie: ?

[10:34:58 pm]beer coozie: Pleasee

[10:36:39 pm]SR: NO
[10:37:17 pm]beer coozie: why ?

[10:37:31 pm]beer coozie: can u give me one chance ?

[EN! Along with the Bane singalong to 'Can We Start Again' from yesterday, today we can have an H2O one to 'One life, One Chance'.]

[10:37:33 pm]SR: you need to go away and go bother someone else.. because yes.. now youre bothering me
[10:37:35 pm]beer coozie: i live in [city] too

[10:37:41 pm]beer coozie: ok

[10:37:43 pm]beer coozie: Anyway

[10:37:48 pm]beer coozie: Thanks for talk to me

What about me says "let's talk"? Really now?

UGH!

Have a good weekend!

xoxox

rosie