Bare Bones Friday.

First of all! This someecard - awesome.. http://www.someecards.com/card/3451

SO ANYWAY! I've been a little preoccupied this week with niceish weather and hanging out with my Crue. I've been neglecting my creepers! I'm sorry! At least The Great Brimzini stepped up yesterday and wrote a goodie. Last night, I was catching up on my 'documentary television' [OK! FINE!!!!! Reality tv!] and I didn't even sign into the site. You can imagine my excitement when I got into work today and got THIS!

His name was literally letters smacked on a keyboard with a 1 after it. So I present to you: ugdfhjgfetfcrydcy1. I spelled cry, he however did not.

hello.
Mar. 25, 2010 – 10:53pm

hello there...i'm relatively new to this site. but i came across your profile, and i'm interested (obviously). you're really cute and seem very cool and interesting! envelope sealer huh? i gotta see that.

[Editor's Note! I have a whole rant about the envelope sealer on my page. Anyone who works in an office knows what an envelope sealer looks like..... Idiot!]

i think i have a thing for women from [where I live].

anyway...my profile, as you can tell, is pretty bare bones. it's not because i'm a particularly private individual or a weirdo. rather, i just have some reservations about publishing my personal information online. as you may come to see, i'm an open book. i also sheepishly acknowledge the inherent unfairness in this, i.e., you have put your
picture up and properly filled out your profile...and i have not.

so, here are some basics: 36, single asian american male (born & raised in LA). i'm an attorney, doing litigation at a law firm. i'm smart, hilarious, nice, and ridiculously laid back (owing to my west coast roots).

[EN! I love that he has no reservations on informing me of his looks and humor.. I call bullshit!]

anyway, if any of this resonates with you, i invite you to email back. i'd love to hear from you. i havepics i can send as well.

He didn't even sign it! How obnoxious is he? At least Craig had the decency to SIGN it. And no, I didn't write back. Just to round this entry out, here's the moron that messaged me yesterday. Apparently he was a doctor. I'll let you in on another Rosie secret, my dad's a doctor. I grew up around many a doctor and have associated with many in my day. The Brimz and I decided to have a little fun with this guy. Anyone who listens to hardcore is familiar with the band 25 Ta Life. The singer Rick [otherwise known as Rick Ta Life, RTL]his these long dreads, which he eventually put up on Ebay. I myself have no reason to buy such memorabilia, but hey - who'm I to fault anyone else for it?! Brimley was telling me about a friends friend who had Rick sleep at his house. The dude woke up to RTL in his face saying 'YO! Your cat is suck in my hair.' Let's talk about how a KITTEN was stuck in this man's DREADS. I have 2 kittens, both of which like to play with my really long hair. One of them purrs the whole time. He's a jerk, but i love him. SO! It took them over an hour to get this cat out of RTL's dreads. As they worked the cat out, it got more tangled. While Brimley was telling me about this, I was laughing so hard that I had tears streaming down my face.... And then this loser messaged me. Does anyone remember Omarion? Ok! Good! Because that's what this dude's name looked like to me.

26/M/Straight81% match / 14% enemy

[5:05:01 pm]Omarion: hi
[5:05:11 pm]Rosie: hello
[5:05:18 pm]Omarion: how are you
[5:05:30 pm]Rosie: im all right.. you?
[5:05:39 pm]Omarion: i am ok thanks
[5:09:30 pm]Rosie: sooo... was there anything that you wanted to talk about?
[5:09:42 pm]Omarion: ummm
[5:13:36 pm]Rosie: ok good to know..
[5:13:48 pm]Omarion: sorry
[5:14:03 pm]Omarion: i am just looking to get some ass
[5:14:12 pm]Omarion: i dont think you are interested in helping me
[5:14:20 pm]Rosie: well youre out of luck with me.. i dont hook up with random dudes from the internet
[5:14:33 pm]Omarion: ok thanks
[5:15:16 pm]Rosie: rick ta life got a cat stuck in his dreads one time.. im sure he could help you with getting ass
[5:15:38 pm]Omarion: what?
[5:15:43 pm]Omarion: i am confused
[5:16:35 pm]Rosie: just as confused as i am to why you messaged me.. so were even
[5:16:47 pm]Omarion: rick ta life
[5:16:53 pm]Omarion: who is that
[5:17:00 pm]Omarion: cat in dread locks
[5:17:10 pm]Omarion: what does that have to do with getting ass
[5:17:48 pm]Rosie: but what DOESNT it have to do with it.. i mean really
[5:18:38 pm]Omarion: rick ta life ?????
[5:18:45 pm]Omarion: jjakf fjaksfji kfjkaji jklajfkl jkl
[5:19:42 pm]Rosie: you replicated it well.. thats kind of what he sounds like..
[5:21:12 pm]Omarion:jfjak

I'm bored of these people again! Have a rad weekend!

xoxox!

Senorita Rosalita