And a Streppy Valentine's Day to YOU!

So I've been blessed with the wonder that is Strep Throat this week. The Brimz has been dealing with me whining all week, and I love him for it - of course [in that brother and sister kind of way, clearly, I mean, did you read his last post?! He tells me about his bathroom adventures!!!].

Last night I stayed in with a friend of mine and when she left, I was pretty bored. I was sprawled out on my couch, cell phone in hand, in a sea of blankets when I got a message. The user had a blank page with a picture of a television and his reason for being on the site was casual sex. I have my page specifically blocked for ims from fools like this to pretty much avoid these situations. I have renamed my new friend to Philo Taylor Farnsworth [PTF]. After some googling, I found out that he was the inventor of the beloved tv.

The subject of the message was 'wow youre hot why are you single?' and the messages continued as so....

PTF: [12:59am] just asking

SR: [1:09am] umm.. Thanks? I can't answer that though.. I'm not the one dating me..

I guess I can't say the same about you though.. Your picture is a televison...

PTF: [1:10am] and its the first television ever

or so thats what it send when i found it on google images
ill get on cam though
can we talk?
IM me

SR: [1:18am] I don't even own a webcam, dude.. So since that's not happening, you can just stick with these.. And I'm not on a computer.. So I can't im you :)

[EN! That's actually not a lie. I really don't own one. I feel like it may have subconsciously have been to avoid situations like this....]

PTF: [1:18am] well you dont have to get on cam - i would

when are you on a computer?

SR: [1:19am] when I'm not on my phone on my couch...?

[1:24am]I don't know what either of us are getting out of this conversation.. Your page is blank.. You're not doing anything to convince me to get on the computer..

PTF: [1:25am]so when would that be?

[1:26am]we can IM and talk
you can ask me anything you want
get on the computer lazy

SR: [1:33am]I'm on the couch with strep, man.. I'm being far from lazy..

top 5 bands and movies.. Go..

[EN! I was making an effort to find out at least something small about this dude at this point. Give me some credit!]

PTF: [1:34am]sorry that sucks

you must have another messenger
yahoo or aim or something

[EN! He didn't even tell me! what fun is he?! Well, as you'll see - not much!]

SR: [1:37am]I use them, but I'm not giving them to you.. The last thing I need is some random dude having an alternate way to contact me.. Cmon..

PTF: [1:53am] come on

SR: [1:58am] yeah, sorry.. Not happening.. We can talk on here, if you really want to talk..

PTF: [2:00am] i do really want to talk

just tell me any messenger
im not going to stalk you

[EN! I'm not too sure about that, bud. You're pretty weird already....]

SR: [2:04am] sorry... Still not happening.. I don't give it out to people I don't know.. It's always on on my phone, so it's direct contact.. So yeah.. We can talk on here.. Obviously I'm refreshing enough to keep a conversation going..

PTF: [3:34m] come on

just give it to me or at least go to the computer for a second

[EN! I passed out at this point. It was after 2am and my throat was not agreeing with my brain that it should be awake. He also hadn't responded for over an hour.]

SR: [9:36am] I'm sick dude.. I'm not sitting at the computer..

PTF: [2:08pm] just for a second

SR: [2:25pm] no thanks

PTF: [2:28pm] stop whining

get on the computer

SR: [2:36pm] you're just annoying me now, so still no.. And I'm not responding anymore.. Peace dude..

PTF: [2:53pm] and youre not annoying?

turn on the computer

Something about a 35 year old begging me to get on a computer or give him alternate contact just doesn't appeal to me. Being sick really didn't make it better. Come on, man. Calling ME annoying? Why would i get up off my couch when I'm sick and talk to some random dude? I wish i had more to write about this one, but the whole thing just spoke for itself.

hugsandstreppykisses!

Senorita Rosalita xo