He Just Wanted Some Him-On-Him Action!!!!

So, the eastern seaboard has done it again! We have a snow day today and this is what kicked it off. Here we introduce my new boyfriend who was clearly born in 1981. People are just so creative with their numbers after their names, aren't they?

28/M/Straight45% match / 51% enemy

[1:16:48 am]hisnameandcity1981: hi
[1:17:20 am]SR: hi
[1:17:47 am]hisnameandcity1981: whats up how are you?
[1:19:16 am]SR: not too much.. just killing time so that ill be able to sleep.. you?
[1:20:36 am]hisnameandcity1981: about the same
[1:21:29 am]hisnameandcity1981: only i have a technique
[1:21:41 am]SR: yeah i dont have one of those
[1:21:48 am]SR: i dont sleep til im tired... and im not... so..
[1:22:10 am]hisnameandcity1981: i understand
[1:22:31 am]SR: .....were you going to share your technique or you were just metioning that you have one
[1:24:25 am]hisnameandcity1981: its just the usual me on me action lol
[1:25:08 am]SR: ahh
[1:25:10 am]hisnameandcity1981: its relaxing
[1:25:17 am]hisnameandcity1981: don't judge me
[1:25:18 am]SR: i just dont sleep.. so theres that
[1:25:26 am]SR: youre judging yourself there, bud
[1:26:04 am]hisnameandcity19811: what makes you sleep?
[1:26:24 am]SR: being tired.. which is why i dont sleep.. this is going on a circle here.. as you can see
[1:27:06 am]hisnameandcity1981: oh i see
[1:27:30 am]hisnameandcity1981: do you have to be early tmw?
[1:27:53 am]SR: im not sure if i have to go into work.. because of the stuff outside..
[1:29:12 am]hisnameandcity1981: yea its gross
[1:29:12 am]hisnameandcity1981: :)
[1:29:33 am]hisnameandcity1981: i would recommend some wine if you have any
[1:29:39 am]hisnameandcity1981: vey relaxing
[1:29:49 am]SR: im straight edge... you didnt read my page too well, huh?
[1:29:50 am]hisnameandcity1981: how is your head by the way?
[1:30:08 am]SR: its fine.. that pictures actually almost 2 years old.. thank you though


I went to bed shortly thereafter. I woke up to a foot of snow and the sound of plows. I fired up the ol [dating site] and gchat so that I could still talk Brimzmaster 2000 and ended up with this winner. He might be my new favorite suitor. Whereas I'm not too into the snow, which is dumping buckets outside my window right now, HE'S SUPER DUPER! Now it may seem that I'm REALLY snotty to this one. The truth is, he didn't show up on my visitor list which means he saw that I was online and able to be imed, so he jumped on it. It wasn't for another 2 minutes that I got thepop up saying that he'd viewed my profile.


26/M/Straight72% match / 25% enemy
[10:06:58 am]superdupersnowman: Hey

[10:07:18 am] SR: hi
[10:07:27 am]superdupersnowman: How are you doin?
[10:07:40 am]SR: im all right, yourself?
[10:08:22 am]superdupersnowman: Super Duper and Enjoying snow, thx
[10:10:45 am]SR: so.. was there anything you wanted to talk about...?

[10:12:01 am]superdupersnowman: Sure... we can talk about keeping colorful contacts rather than plain contacts

[10:12:23 am]superdupersnowman: or coffee and cream
[10:12:25 am]superdupersnowman: lol

[10:12:30 am]SR: huh?

[10:13:14 am]superdupersnowman: coz coffee and cream also have its own adventure like cupcakes!

[10:13:47 am]SR: pretty sure im not really getting what youre saying..

[10:14:03 am]superdupersnowman: Nothing...

[10:14:16 am]superdupersnowman: just picking words from your profile and messin with you

[10:14:39 am]SR: yeah that doesnt really translate..

[10:15:29 am]superdupersnowman: What are you up to on this snowy day?

[10:16:00 am]SR: i doubt if ill be leaving my apartment considering theres a foot of snow outside

[10:18:27 am]SR: you?

[10:18:46 am]superdupersnowman: I love snow

[10:19:03 am]superdupersnowman: I am planning where should I go to have some funnnn!

[10:19:23 am]SR: well then get on it

[10:19:56 am]superdupersnowman: Any suggestion...!!!

[10:20:38 am]SR: how would i have suggestions for you? you dont even live by me

[10:22:01 am]superdupersnowman: Well you are photographer visit different places

[10:22:16 am]superdupersnowman: some place might strike your mind

[10:23:10 am]SR: yyyyeah.. i take pictures of hardcore bands.. thats all inside.. and

[10:23:27 am]SR: doesnt really appeal to many others

[10:26:15 am]superdupersnowman: Your profile is really funny

[10:26:24 am]superdupersnowman: I never saw such a profile

[10:26:39 am]superdupersnowman: Have you ever been to the Husband store?

[10:27:09 am]SR: the what now?

[10:27:23 am]superdupersnowman: huh?

[10:27:34 am]SR: i dont know what youre talking about

[Editor's Note! At this point I googled it. It reminded me of the jokes that the middle aged women that I work with send to eachother. I rolled my eyes..... A lot.]

[10:27:54 am]superdupersnowman: If you dont know...

[10:28:06 am]superdupersnowman: menas you never heard that joke

[10:28:46 am]superdupersnowman: Here you go

[10:28:53 am]superdupersnowman: A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

[10:29:15 am]superdupersnowman: But dont forget to tell me... till which floor you would visit

[10:29:28 am]SR: is that like one of those email forwards that middle aged women send around?

[10:29:52 am]superdupersnowman: No its a lot different than that

[10:30:08 am]superdupersnowman: much more fun

[10:32:21 am]SR: How did you calculate 99.3% of time you wear band tshirts

[EN! It's on my page. It's also probably true.]

[10:32:50 am]SR: its a joke, dude...... doesnt seem like youre picking up on it

[10:33:49 am]superdupersnowman: alright alright... you got it

[10:35:01 am]superdupersnowman: which floor?

[EN! Actual conversation with W. Brimley at the same time:

WB: wow. this guy SUCKS

that joke is a lot different?

no, its not

i've received that in an email.

SR: hes asking me which floor

WB: say "the basement. fuck you"

SR: hahahahaah

We're the best.]

[10:35:16 am]SR: what?

[10:35:43 am]superdupersnowman: Guess you didnt read the joke yet

[10:35:58 am]SR: exactly... joke....... its really not that funny

[10:37:10 am]superdupersnowman: I agree you are funnier than that

I'm hoping that more comes out of today. The snow outside is insane, the people inside aren't too far off!

xo

xrosiex