This guy didn't pass my filters for age. I was hoping that he was someone that I knew and just trying to throw me off my game, but it turns out his join date was over two years ago. His profile was blank and he also had no pictures. Don't these people realize I need to know exactly how ugly they are so that I can avoid their ugliness being rubbed off on me?
Here we have Craig. I didn't bother changing his name because I want you, the reader, to feel exactly what I felt when I saw the little message box on my 'Welcome' page. Since he didn't pass my filter, it tells me as the subject. His actual subject was 'read anyway'. So, reader... Read anyway!
[1:07pm]
Where is my dreamgirl?
We would look tremendously cute together!!
I like a smart and sexy young chic and you seem to be both.
You found the perfect guy with all the qualities you desire. It's so hard to find that special person. I can understand why you might try here. I am 6 ft tall, weigh 190 lbs, have a nice smile, brown hair with natural blond highlights and have blue eyes. What if though your guy would look younger than most 25 year olds? To me, most people 10 years younger look like 40....so we definitely would look cute together...if you remain as well preserved as I, then I would be one happy guy. I just turned 38, but look more like 27 (don't let the age bother you). I look as hot as you...and for 38 that is saying a lot...so if you are interested, I will send you my pic. I have the rare combination of youth and maturity. I am clean-cut, well-groomed and sexy. People often say I am both handsome and intelligent. Among other things, I am romantic and know how to treat a woman. What I want is someone with that same philosophy toward me…someone caring, considerate and willing to please. I am college educated . I live in Florida. Are you willing to relocate for your dream man/soulmate? I work in database ops in the Orlando area; I often visit my parents on most every weekends. Hope you are close with your family too. Must be loyal. For fun, I like romantic walks on the beach, swimming, bicycling, snorkeling. I work out at the gym to keep fit and am slim, trim and fit, like gourmet food. I consider myself cultured in relation to art, music and cultural things etc. Love to travel when possible, especially to exotic places. I am an extreme car fan!!! Love cars! What I desire is a young lady with class and style. Someone who is genuine, is sincere, understanding, compassionate, loving, not annoying or demanding; a loyal and dedicated girlfriend to me, someone who is respectful and has morals and values. Should have honest, good and sincere intentions. Also tired of meeting girls who do not want to work...I need someone who will add to my pile and not diminish it...an equal contributor. Life is expensive and in order to save and have a secure future it takes both to build it together. Are you a saver or a spender? Since I realize there is no such thing as the perfect person, I am still seeking that perfect girl for me. One that embodies all the qualities I desire and has all the same core points that I possess. Also be goal-oriented, ambitious and college-educated. And one who is good domestically as I am....neat and clean in the home! Must be financially independent and a hard worker. And a good cook. What is your ethnic background? Yes I do like my girl to be independent but not so much so she does not need loving and does not do whatever she pleases without considering her man....that kind of independent where a woman feels has to exercise her independence I could do without! A couple should work together as a team and always be good to one another. Age 21-35 preferred -
She must be: NONSMOKER (disgusting character flaw) NON-DRUG USER NON-DRINKER (some/moderate ok) NEVER-MARRIED - preferred, but if not EXPLAIN! NO CHILDREN DISEASE-FREE DEBT-FREE Good Hygiene And a nice smile..do you have goregeous teeth? Are they straight with a pretty natural cream white color to them in person? Ever wear braces? Retainers? Is your smile all natural or have you had work done to it? Silver fillings? Any crowns silver or gold etc? Missing teeth? Do you wear a removable partial for the two you cracked, leave them blank or had them crowned?...I am thinking you cracked them before you ate the veggie burger and did not realize it at the time so that when you bit down and your upper and lower teeth met, the crack which had been fractured and expanding over time, broke your teeth.
Denture yet? Has your love of sweets given you lots of cavities? How many have you had?
You seem to have a sexy smile and a nice mouth to kiss and more to love!! kissably hot! I love to kiss is that something you enjoy as well? You have a sexy overbite..makes me want to kiss it! Do you have pretty hands and feet? Long or short toes? Get pedicures? Are your feet clean and nice smelling? Do you wear open strappies to showcase them? I love to kiss and cuddle and find massages sublime! Do you give good massages? Are you a good kisser? Piercings can be hot...especially tongue, down below and belly button...do you have those? Tattoos are NOT...they cheapen!
Some people post their ad to see how many replies they get with no serious intentions to ever meet. Well, not me. I would like to meet you and get to know you. So no games!!! Would love to find an appreciative and appropriate match. So many girls either have baggage or have slept around lots....I don't want either. We are very much alike in our requirements. I do not want anyone who has had a child from another man...actually creeps me out just to think about it. Some things should be sacred between a man and woman....only our own one day, not other people's! I would like MY own one day created with my wife...but only in time. Still think the man needs to lead and do not want a girl who can be submissive.
Are there any decent girls any more?
Craig
We would look tremendously cute together!!
I like a smart and sexy young chic and you seem to be both.
You found the perfect guy with all the qualities you desire. It's so hard to find that special person. I can understand why you might try here. I am 6 ft tall, weigh 190 lbs, have a nice smile, brown hair with natural blond highlights and have blue eyes. What if though your guy would look younger than most 25 year olds? To me, most people 10 years younger look like 40....so we definitely would look cute together...if you remain as well preserved as I, then I would be one happy guy. I just turned 38, but look more like 27 (don't let the age bother you). I look as hot as you...and for 38 that is saying a lot...so if you are interested, I will send you my pic. I have the rare combination of youth and maturity. I am clean-cut, well-groomed and sexy. People often say I am both handsome and intelligent. Among other things, I am romantic and know how to treat a woman. What I want is someone with that same philosophy toward me…someone caring, considerate and willing to please. I am college educated . I live in Florida. Are you willing to relocate for your dream man/soulmate? I work in database ops in the Orlando area; I often visit my parents on most every weekends. Hope you are close with your family too. Must be loyal. For fun, I like romantic walks on the beach, swimming, bicycling, snorkeling. I work out at the gym to keep fit and am slim, trim and fit, like gourmet food. I consider myself cultured in relation to art, music and cultural things etc. Love to travel when possible, especially to exotic places. I am an extreme car fan!!! Love cars! What I desire is a young lady with class and style. Someone who is genuine, is sincere, understanding, compassionate, loving, not annoying or demanding; a loyal and dedicated girlfriend to me, someone who is respectful and has morals and values. Should have honest, good and sincere intentions. Also tired of meeting girls who do not want to work...I need someone who will add to my pile and not diminish it...an equal contributor. Life is expensive and in order to save and have a secure future it takes both to build it together. Are you a saver or a spender? Since I realize there is no such thing as the perfect person, I am still seeking that perfect girl for me. One that embodies all the qualities I desire and has all the same core points that I possess. Also be goal-oriented, ambitious and college-educated. And one who is good domestically as I am....neat and clean in the home! Must be financially independent and a hard worker. And a good cook. What is your ethnic background? Yes I do like my girl to be independent but not so much so she does not need loving and does not do whatever she pleases without considering her man....that kind of independent where a woman feels has to exercise her independence I could do without! A couple should work together as a team and always be good to one another. Age 21-35 preferred -
She must be: NONSMOKER (disgusting character flaw) NON-DRUG USER NON-DRINKER (some/moderate ok) NEVER-MARRIED - preferred, but if not EXPLAIN! NO CHILDREN DISEASE-FREE DEBT-FREE Good Hygiene And a nice smile..do you have goregeous teeth? Are they straight with a pretty natural cream white color to them in person? Ever wear braces? Retainers? Is your smile all natural or have you had work done to it? Silver fillings? Any crowns silver or gold etc? Missing teeth? Do you wear a removable partial for the two you cracked, leave them blank or had them crowned?...I am thinking you cracked them before you ate the veggie burger and did not realize it at the time so that when you bit down and your upper and lower teeth met, the crack which had been fractured and expanding over time, broke your teeth.
Denture yet? Has your love of sweets given you lots of cavities? How many have you had?
You seem to have a sexy smile and a nice mouth to kiss and more to love!! kissably hot! I love to kiss is that something you enjoy as well? You have a sexy overbite..makes me want to kiss it! Do you have pretty hands and feet? Long or short toes? Get pedicures? Are your feet clean and nice smelling? Do you wear open strappies to showcase them? I love to kiss and cuddle and find massages sublime! Do you give good massages? Are you a good kisser? Piercings can be hot...especially tongue, down below and belly button...do you have those? Tattoos are NOT...they cheapen!
Some people post their ad to see how many replies they get with no serious intentions to ever meet. Well, not me. I would like to meet you and get to know you. So no games!!! Would love to find an appreciative and appropriate match. So many girls either have baggage or have slept around lots....I don't want either. We are very much alike in our requirements. I do not want anyone who has had a child from another man...actually creeps me out just to think about it. Some things should be sacred between a man and woman....only our own one day, not other people's! I would like MY own one day created with my wife...but only in time. Still think the man needs to lead and do not want a girl who can be submissive.
Are there any decent girls any more?
Craig
[EN!!! I should note that my most private thing that I was willing to reveal on my page was that i cracked a molar on a veggie burger a few years ago. I'm aware of the integrity of bone and why it happened. I didn't need him informing me.]
My response:
[2:18pm]
you realize that this message could be written by only one of three types of people right? those three being a dentist/periodontist/orthodontist, a serial killer, or a podiatrist.. next time you send this kind of message to people, keep that in mind.
also thanks for pointing out my overbite.. ill look into some orthodontia..
also thanks for pointing out my overbite.. ill look into some orthodontia..
I really wish I could even try to write more about this, but I'm ridiculously disturbed. OH! Also! He has it blocked that you know when he visits your page. Who knows how long he's been stalking me.
Love,
Senorita Rosalita xo
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