Bonus After Hours Post!

Here I was, killing time and doing my friend duties (aka rewriting my friends dating profile) and good ol' PEC [publicenemycreeper] shows up to the party. Hopefully he wont show up again because I'm pretty sure he knows better now.

[12:58:12 am]PEC: wanna snuggle?
[12:58:42 am]SR: ok, seriously..... is there a reason you seem to like messaging me when i turn you down every time and im clearly NOT changing my mind?
[12:59:29 am]PEC: lol
[1:01:00 am]SR: its only funny because you think that it might actually work for you
[1:01:20 am]PEC: i know you are smart but come on, relax.

I love it, he thinks he can compliment me and it all goes away. We all know that THAT'S a longshot. Since I have you here, I was saving this one for the REALLY right time. That time has come. This guy had cute in his name, he was NOT cute at all. Since it's late and I'm completely drained, that will now be his name. He lived in India, so I have no clue how he stumbled across me, but he also tells us on his page that he has a house in Virginia and well... Straight from the horse's mouth - "I have a another home in 22191, Woodbrige Virginia but never Visited and am planning to do so soon." In his reasons that you should message him, this was listed;

You (((DO NOT))) message me if:-
...........
You smoke.........
You do drugs........
You are a flirt...........
You can't talk politely...........
You Dont have a plan in life.....
You dont have a phone...........
You dont have a Web cam (to make sure ure not a guy fooling people, that u are genuine i have a cam to prove i am genunine and not a female trying to fool any one :) )...........
You are indecisive.......
You are for one night stands..........
You Donot Have a DECENT PROFILE.......
You Donot Have DECENT PICS ON YOUR PROFILE....

AND PLEASE I DONT EVEN WANT People with promiscuity To be my freinds.

Normally I wouldn't even waste the time of adding in profile details, but I'm pretty sure he was informing me that I'm not decent in this conversation, so hey man - you deserve it. On my page I specifically list that I have no direction, why would he even bother with me!? Also, I think he wants a donut.

35/M/Straight57% match / 41% enemy

[12:44:55 pm]notcuteatall: hi
[12:45:21 pm]SR: hey
[12:48:37 pm]SR: ...may i help you?
[12:49:05 pm]notcuteatall: are you from the okcupid customer service
[12:49:17 pm]notcuteatall: i would like to tell you there are no decent females here
[12:49:30 pm]SR: you imed me dude..
[12:49:40 pm]SR: i shouldnt have to make conversation, sorry to inform you
[12:49:56 pm]notcuteatall: bye
[12:50:10 pm]SR: yeah ok
[12:50:27 pm]notcuteatall: i hate you
[12:50:50 pm]SR: good to know.. i have no feeling towards you either way
[12:51:03 pm]notcuteatall: lol
[12:51:04 pm]notcuteatall: why hate me
[12:51:07 pm]notcuteatall: more more
[12:51:15 pm]notcuteatall: lol
[12:51:19 pm]notcuteatall: bye
[12:51:23 pm]notcuteatall: i was pulling your leg
[12:51:27 pm]notcuteatall: ni snse of humor
[12:51:32 pm]notcuteatall: are u looking her efor a fuck
[12:51:36 pm]notcuteatall: lol
[12:51:41 pm]notcuteatall: shit people use the internet for fuck lol
[12:51:43 pm]notcuteatall: bye

The last time i checked, people use the internet for more than that, but hey - what do I know?

'Til morning.. xo
xsrx