Monday Guest Star Day!

The first part of this post comes from a reader, we'll call her Miss A. She emailed me and had a specific request to have me post this.

TO: AreYourSeriousCupid

FROM: Miss A.

This guy was a crazy fucker. Apparently my initial reply speed was not good enough for him (I was on my iPhone), which makes me an "Americunt" journalist. Way to go from zero to misogynist in ZERO SECONDS, dude. Thank you for reinforcing my original impression, which is that you are the mayor of CREEPTOWN.

[10:51:15 am] Mayor Of Creeptown [MOC]: are those huge cats

[10:51:30 am]MOC: or are you a gnome?

[10:52:01 am]MOC: (or perhaps both? all three options are pretty great)

[10:57:27 am]MOC: ah no answer, as if I don't know you're there by the profile view.

[10:57:32 am]MOC: typical cowardice of a journalist. ;)

[11:03:19 am]Miss A: Thanks for the IM, but I'm not interested.

[11:06:01 am]MOC:oh well

[11:06:07 am]MOC: that excuses basic etiquette

[11:12:33 am]MOC: and still no comment, no concern for netiquette or what you could have done.

[11:12:35 am]MOC: lemme guess!

[11:12:42 am]MOC: you didnt touch the internet until the 21st century.

[11:12:57 am]MOC:one of the great many leeches brought here by the removal of the education and expense barrier.

[11:12:58 am]Miss A: Please leave me alone. I'm not interested in talking to you. Thanks.

[11:14:02 am]MOC: of course you're not, you're threatened. thats what Americunt journalists do, they hope others take action so that they don't.

[11:14:10 am]MOC:if you're not interested in talking, you should turn off the IM feature. ;)

[11:14:14 am]MOC: or learn how the other features work.

[11:14:21 am]MOC: you know. KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING before doing? crazy concept, eh?

[11:14:31 am]Miss A: I am interested in talking, but not to you. You are abrasive and kind of stupid, apparently. Please leave me alone.

I give Miss A. some credit for being as nice as she was. I'd like to think that she would have turned up the 'tude had she been on the computer.

Don't you worry, I had enough for both of us this morning! This one went to my page and clearly didn't even read it. Right after he'd imed me, I refreshed on my welcome page and it said 'last visited: just now'. I really have nothing to write about this one, because he really speaks for himself. I guess i found husband #46547 today. Though technically, he found me!

[EN!! I preface this conversation with the fact that i had pretty much no sleep last night and I was typoing all over the place. Tiredness mixed with idiocy really just doesn't do me well! And on a Monday morning, no less!!! Oh and English was definitely NOT his first language.]

30/M/Straight43% match / 53% enemy

[11:14:26 am]pageturner1234: hi
[11:14:37 am]SR: hey
[11:15:10 am]pageturner1234: how r u?
[11:15:22 am]SR: im all right
[11:15:23 am]SR: you?
[11:15:29 am]pageturner1234: good
[11:17:05 am]SR: sp... what made you im me?
[11:17:05 am]pageturner1234: iam looking for a relationship...what about you?
[11:17:09 am]SR: so..
[11:17:14 am]SR: i am not
[11:17:30 am]pageturner1234: what r u looking in for
[11:18:24 am]SR: a little intrusive there, arent you?
[11:18:52 am]pageturner1234: may be ..
[11:19:02 am]pageturner1234: but i want us to be on same page
[11:19:58 am]SR: what made im me?
[11:20:16 am]SR: like what specifically said 'oh her, ill message her'
[11:20:27 am]SR: *made you..
[11:20:46 am]pageturner1234: iam looking for a cool,fun loving girl
[11:20:59 am]pageturnerr1234: defunitely i felt that way about you
[11:21:18 am]SR: uh huh.. thats pretty general there dude.. and were 53% enemies.. so i dont think were really on the 'same page' as you stated

[EN!! In my own defense there, 90% of the time when we're that high percent of enemies it's usually because they're anti gay marriage/anti-women's right to choose/very into drinking/all right with infedility, etc. Those are all issues that I'll never budge on no matter how awesome a dude is.]

[11:22:02 am]pageturner1234: i don't think we should be looking at some percentage to decide a relationship
[11:22:41 am]SR: what dont you get about the fact that i said 'im not interested in a relationship'?

[EN!! Maybe the grammar is an issue for me, Mr. Pagerturner!]

[11:23:48 am]pageturner1234: iam happy if i find a friend in you ..atleast..
[11:26:04 am]SR: im sorry, i dont consider you a friend

How would we be friends is he hasn't even asked me my name?!

I really wish I had more to say about this one, but it's just making my head hurt.

loveandhugs!

rosie