Friday, February 19, 2010

Senorita Rosalita Charm School...

I've decided that I've become something a Civil Servette because of this. There's some girl out there not being imed by these FREAKS because they're messaging me instead. Socrates (self--proclaimed, so that's his name now) over here (of course I'm just thinking of Bill and Ted right now and calling him So-crates) is no exception.

31/M/Straight74% match / 20% enemy

[3:38:30 pm]Socrates: *tickles your feet*
[3:39:12 pm]SR: uhh hey there..
[3:39:43 pm]Socrates: hi there
[3:40:52 pm]SR: howre you?
[3:41:22 pm]Socrates: ok be better in about an hour and 20 mins u
[3:42:32 pm]Socrates: im all right
[3:43:33 pm]Socrates: ic guess u haven't had many people tickle your feet
[3:44:23 pm]SR: i actually prefer when people dont, personally
[3:44:48 pm]Socrates: oh you don't like to laugH?
[3:46:32 pm]SR: those arent directly linked, last time i checked
[3:46:59 pm]Socrates: Really...the most common natural reaction to being tickled is laughter first and foremost
[3:47:08 pm]Socrates: theres other reactiosn involved with it but laughter is always part of it
[3:49:18 pm]SR: im not really a big fan of being touched by random people
[3:49:57 pm]Socrates: hmmm random I guess I'll have to upgrade from being random to you
[3:50:01 pm]Socrates: met anyone from this site?
[3:50:54 pm]SR: yeah i dont know if thats going to happen...
[3:50:56 pm]SR: no...
[3:51:15 pm]Socrates: why you on here then if you are going to doubt someone right away on a computer...and you've not met anyone yet
[3:51:21 pm]Socrates: looking for penpals?
[3:52:19 pm]SR: you didnt even bother trying to ask my name and youre tickling me virtually.. would YOU want to meet someone like that offline?
[3:53:02 pm]Socrates: yes because "Hi how are you, good hows the weather" is boring, I'm original
[3:53:08 pm]Socrates: so whats your name?
[3:53:13 pm]SR: yeah im not telling you that..
[3:53:31 pm]Socrates: ok I'll call you Lisa, you look like a Lisa hmm
[3:53:50 pm]Socrates: how did girls get to be so judgmental?
[3:53:53 pm]SR: nots even close to my name, but sure.. if thats what you want to stick with
[3:54:12 pm]SR: im not, but thanks for insulting me
[3:54:13 pm]Socrates: why so much anger and hatred Lisa
[3:54:28 pm]Socrates: sometimes I wonder if girls want a robot they can program instead of a real person
[3:54:59 pm]SR: sometimes you should consider that you wouldnt walk up to a girl that youve never met in public and tickle her feet, so it wouldnt really be ok to do online, would it/
[3:55:35 pm]Socrates: that's why I like online people can be a little more real instead of politically correct and act like robots...people act fake to your face, do u prefer that?
[3:55:53 pm]Socrates: I don't wanna be a robot
[3:56:08 pm]SR: no ones telling you to be a robot
[3:56:34 pm]Socrates: a lot of the girls I've talked to most of them act like they want a robot who they can program
[3:56:47 pm]Socrates: and a lot of them say/act the same way, say the same things etc
[3:56:56 pm]Socrates: I, on the other hand, have some originality like Socrates
[3:57:50 pm]SR: i think that if you wont talk to someone this way in person, theres no point in doing it online.. so original or not, socrates.. youre being a little bit creepy... sorry..
[3:58:50 pm]Socrates: another girl word lol
[3:59:03 pm]Socrates: man you guys have some book u use? I gotta buy it
[3:59:19 pm]SR: i love that its our fault..
[4:00:00 pm]Socrates: who said fault...just said its funny how you mostly talk the same/act the same
[4:00:10 pm]Socrates: didn't say its your fault for being like that, it might be in girls DNA or something
[4:00:47 pm]SR: are you going around tickling everyones feet or just me? because that could be a tip off
[4:01:46 pm]Socrates: that's almost as bad as being an axe murder
[4:01:57 pm]Socrates: I'm creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy :O)
[4:02:03 pm]Socrates: sorta like the boogeyman
[4:07:27 pm]SR: i really dont know what you expected from a conversation wth me..


There you have it ladies and gentleman. One of the great thinkers of our time.. And I just let him slip through my fingers (virtually, of course).

xo
sr

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